vidya gaem awards - viva la 2077 lyrics
[verse 1: phaseroll]
we used to rule the charts
witcher games were made with heart
now in the office we crunch at night
still they say the game’s too bright
[verse 2: phaseroll]
we used to out+sell dice
envy flashed in competitors’ eyes
listened to reviews and polls:
“now bethesda is dead! long live the poles!”
one minute we held awards
next just angerposts on boards
and i discovered that our brand name stands
upon divеrsity hires and t+posing hands
[chorus: phaseroll]
i hear metacritic scorеs a+falling
gamer sh+tposting choirs are calling:
“you did better third+person swordplay
“without sh+t guns in an empty hallway”
for some reason i can’t explain
once it launched there was never
never an honest word
and that was when we built open+world
[verse 3: phaseroll]
development was an eight+year feat
postponed the date with yellow tweet
marketing budgets and keanu reeves
people hyped to believe what we’d achieve
revolutionary tech
but the console port’s a wreck
now refunding those consumer thugs
oh who would ever want to fix bugs?
[chorus 2: phaseroll]
i hear metacritic scores a+falling
console poverty choirs are calling:
“please deliver a patch and fix now
“these npcs still all have their d+cks out”
for some reason i can’t explain
i know shazam will not buy our game
never a moment’s peace
shouldn’t have done a console release
[break]
[johnny silverhand]
wake the f+ck up samurai. we have a city to burn
[bridge]
oh no no no no
oh no no no no
oh no no no no
oh no no no no
oh no no no no
[bridge 2: phaseroll]
hear metacritic scores a+falling (oh no no no no)
shareholders panicking and calling: (oh no no no no)
“breathtaking how the stock is dropping, (oh no no no no)
“sell my shares ’cause the game is flopping” (oh no no no no)
for some reason i can’t explain (oh no no no no)
i know shazam will not buy our game
they called the witcher art
but that was when we ruled the charts
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