vinnytheboss - this is mf doom tf2 lyrics
[intro: mf doom]
yeah, how you’s doing?
this is mf doom
bringing you the top ten plays of the month
by who? mf doom
you heard it, yours truly
[10: mf doom]
let’s go, let’s get right to business
number ten, who do we got? we got sterl
sterl from team bad
he’s thinkin’, “what do i do?
“i got the whole thing, imma shoot a sticky
“and shoot ’em from down below,”
and he gets the medic, and also he gets the scout
turnin’ em into mushy lasagna
very nice there, sterl, beautiful job
[9: mf doom]
we goin’ to number nine
number nine, by who? harbleu, team helix
he shoots a soldier once, he shoots him twice
and then he finishes off with a shotty boom body
and now he’s goin’ for that scout
where’s that scout?
he lost the scout, i don’t know where this scout is
but now he’s thinking of something else, that demo man
“i don’t like black people,” is what he’s saying
i’m going for that [?]
and he gets the [?]
demo man, thinking he could do with the eyepatch
there’s another eyepatch, launch in your eye
and what do we got? we got a scout comin’
and he takes out the scout, because he’s crazy like that
and what does he got?
a combo comin’
he’s got a soldier and a medic
and what does he do? he k!lls ’em++
he dies, but it’s alright because they got the point
[8: mf doom]
number eight, number eight is great
who do we got today?
we got lange, lange with a bang
vicious gaming
he shoots, he misses, but it’s alright
’cause he’s holding off the point
waiting for the uber, the uber is super
because now he’s just shooting the soldier
and the solider now dies
now he’s up, above, below
and he’s coming down
he k!lls the demo, oh my god
now he’s k!lling the medic, i said it, forget it
now we did the soldier
’cause he’s a motherf+cking bulldozer
[7: mf doom]
number seven, from heaven
who do we got? where we goin’?
nuclear penguin from procal
let’s see how pro caliber you are, nuclear+f+cking+penguin
’cause i wanna see something
he does the sticky move
he jumps, shoots, k!lls the scout
what does he do? he++ oh my god, in mid+air
doubles the f+cking soldier
beautiful job, way to go in taking that point
that was very nice for you
[6: mf doom]
number six, pick up sticks
what are we doing? where we going?
we got a sniper named duck, what the f+ck
is he gonna do for us right now?
number six, number six, where’s he going?
oh, we got a sniper dead, sniper dead
what do we got? what do we got?
we got a demo man dead
’cause we’re…
and, uh, can we go three times the charm
and we got a soldier dead, beautiful
three headshots in three freaking shots, beautiful job there
[5: mf doom]
number five, keep me alive
okas, time will tell
what he does + woah + shootin’ the soldier
what else is++
i know he’s got more than that in him;
i know he’s got more than that
oh my god, he’s going for the medic, i said it, forget it
and now we got another soldier ahead of him dead
and we also got a demo man that’s about to die, right about now
and thank you very much with that one
beautifully, beautifully done
[4: mf doom]
number four, knock at my door
what are we doing here?
we got kwazi from nations gamers
nations gamers, what are you gonna show me?
you’re gonna show me a lot of k!lls
we got a demo man dead from fars away
we got a scout, uh, from close away
we also got, a demo ma++ a soldier combo comin’
oh, he’s shootin’ from left and right
and he gets ’em, he gets one of them, i know that
and, uh, he’s not done, i don’t think he’s done
oh, [?] he’s done
finished ’cause he ate his spinach
ladies and gentlemen, that was beautiful
[3: mf doom]
number three, number three for vtb
c’mon, gimme somethin’ good, gimme somethin’ good
okas from time will tell
didn’t we just see this guy?
i’m havin’ déjà vu, it’s alright though
so, he’s coming through
he doesn’t like the demo man, he k!lls the demo man
who else doesn’t he like?
he doesn’t like this scout that’s backcapping
what is he gonna do? he’s gonna k!ll the scout
c’mon, and there he does with the scout
saving the backcap
but, y’know somethin’, i have a feeling he’s not done yet
no, no, as a matter of fact, he’s not
’cause he doesn’t like this scout either, so he’s dead there
and also we got a soldier
does he do anything with the soldier?
i tell you what, he does do somethin’ with the soldier
’cause the soldier’s f+ckin’ dead, and so is the medic
and guess what? that other soldier, you guessed it, is dead
and they take the cap, just like that
[2: mf doom]
alright, number two, what do you knew, who… [scatting]
what do we got? we got, uh
ricco, ricco, ricco from hostile faction
show me some action, jackson
oh my god, what a headshot
from this soldier in the mid+f+cking+air, that was beauty
beauty in the makin’
and he also k!lls a medic
holy sh+t, oh my god, and a scout
oh my god, i’m going bananas here
i’m going bananas, ladies and gentlemen, time out
i need me a banana
[1: mf doom]
alright, i’m now back, i’m back for number one
number one, give me the gun, give me the dun, bun
b4nny, b4nny from emazing
let’s just see how emazing you are
oh my god, a triple k!ll sticky f+cking crit, i mean, what the sh+t?
oh no, he’s not done yet ’cause he’s got some stickies planted
oh my god and he just aced a whole f+cking team
he might not have + oh, no, no, no, no, no
there’s still a soldier shootin’
is he gonna get this guy? just tell me
and he, and he, and he does
[outro: vinnytheboss]
thank you very much
thank you, thank you [?]
this was hosted by yours truly: mf doom
thank you very much, take care, comb your hair
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