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violent j - candy land lyrics

[intro: violent j]
and i say, the more candy, the merrier, so f-ck mom and dad
and now, boys and girls, i hope you’re ready for a wondrous adventure into a world full of lots and lots of candy

[verse 1: violent j]
throw your hands up, clap twice, then stomp
it’s me and grandma nut in the mol-sses mwamp
i’m seein’ waterfalls pourin’ up chocolate s’mores
i left that b-tch floatin’ and hit the peppermint forest
iollipop trees all in the gumdrop mountains
there i saw jolly molly sittin’ on a nut poppin’
she told me she was lookin’ for the kool-aid man
’cause he stuck his tootsie roll in her fillin’ hole and ran
i didn’t give a d-mn. i bit her head off vicious
that rich nougat cookie dough ho is delicious
now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops
that sell sugarcane to donuts and lemon drops
here it rains tic tacs and snows ice cream scoops
and fools get shot up with peanuts and f-ckin’ dunked into goop
so bring your sweet tooth, b-tch. i’ma coat it in pain
and all you sugar-free flakes ain’t the same. i’m talkin’ ’bout

[chorus: violent j]
candy land, candy land
let’s make a run for candy land
candy land, candy land
maybe we can hook up with the candy man
candy land, candy land
let’s make a run for candy land
candy land, candy land
maybe we can hook up with the candy man

[verse 2: esham]
chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
red faygo or some barbecue chips
iineed some powdered sugar or a sweet and sour booger
laffy taffy, i’m your pappy; you my sugar dooga
boston baked beans lemon head jolly rancher
goin’ all gummy, down your throat like a tarantula
call me spider-man. my web’s all in your head
i’m in my gingerbread house gettin’ gingerbread
i’m getting paper now and later pineapple grape
cherry watermelon strawberry all day
mango and cream seem like a dream
yellow gumdrops fell down on me
the cotton candy blew kool-aid sky
the sun looked like a big lemon head sayin’ “hi”
was i high? i was high, no lie
i’ll catch you next time in candy land again. bye bye

[bridge]
and it’s, ooh, delicious
b-tch, this candy land, and it ain’t nutritious
and it’s, ooh, delicious
b-tch, this candy land, and it ain’t nutritious

[verse 3: violent j & esham]
well it’s me and mr. mint on his spearmint boat
with some caramel bunnies in a rootbeer float
and if you think i’m ever going back, you must have and an empty center
you meat loafs, do not enter. this is candy land
blueberry jawbreaker, candy land law breaker
like taking candy from a baby, i’m the candy taker
marshmallow lemon drop jelly beans
and a pair of salty nuts for all you sugar fiends

[bridge]
and it’s, ooh, delicious
b-tch, this candy land, and it ain’t nutritious
and it’s, ooh, delicious
b-tch, this candy land, and it ain’t nutritious

[outro: violent j]
yummy and delicious
a wide variety of sugar coated-artificial colorings
mmm
tell mom and dad you want some candy
a great way to rot your mouth out

- violent j lyrics

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