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vkay - demo lyrics

[intro]
my pee is more orange than yellow
my pee is so thick it’s like jell+o
i sit on the toilet, all mellow
let everything out, i just let go
sh+t dropped, like a bomb+
it’s my demo

[verse 1]
i put a d+ck in my ass by accident
f+ggot whips are massive d+cks in my ass while i use laxatives
pickin’ sh+t outta your foreskin, relax and hit+
women when they dont bring you beer and sandwiches
my asscheeks clapping cause earthquakes
get hit, it’ll hurt, g+ys+ can get f+cked in the ass by a yeti with a strapon and a turban with red grapes
in his d+ck hole, shoot it out like a nerf gun
sorry, did that hurt, hun?
seat warmers likе burnt buns
i squirt cum
when i m+st+rbate to sonic f+ckin’ a pervеrt’s bum
titties like jello, my pee isn’t yellow
it’s orange like…. oranges
asians have d+ck shortages
dippin’ the tip in different pourages
four inches+ is ginormous in china+
oh yeah and i’m tryna
put an entire cow inside a v+g+n+
beef queef
i’m tappin’ the throttle, it’s so bad
fappin’ with charcoal, it’s so black
i want you to know that+
i mixed mentos and coke and shoved the bottle up my ass
yuh
you know+
reality is crazier than fiction
my d+ck catches fire from friction
hand calloused from constant beating+
my wife and my c+ck, which one’s bleeding?
honestly it’s all a bit much
gettin’ sucked off by a squirrel
like my favourite movie, alvin and the d+ck munch
you were in a car crash, legs stuck
and like the fetuses i step on, they’re all crushed
i went up to a pregnant b+tch, punched her in the face and stepped on her d+ck
she screamed so+ much
yesterday, you ran a train, i fapped
i searched “how to rape an orangutan” on the ipad
just like matei when he’s tryna convince us he’s not g+y+
i’m spittin’ straight facts
[chorus]
cummy d+cky wicky l!cky shaft
why don’t you suck on my ass
my b+tt hurts real bad
i just sh+t out glass
made a hole outta my crack
like a meteor hittin’ tarmac
uh

[verse 2]
first degree murder for slappin’ a b+tch with my d+ck
bruno with third degree, he stood there and screamed “you’re misogynistic!”
i yelled back, “no, i’m just autistic”
i’m that r+t+rded kid with+
lyrical talent, oddest misfit
i try to balance+ my bod and this d+ck
it’s the toughest challenge, hundred+eighteen inches
ima+
take a bite of your foreskin
it’s more thin
than the hairs on the lord’s chin
i’m more in+
to blowin people up than raping an orphan+
i’m joking of course
i show zero remorse
in sucking the d+ck of a horse
stroking in morse+ code
filmin’ a p+rno
only the lord knows
what’s happened to my assh0l+ it’s dripping like women when bruno sings only 4 notes
i’m so obese i should be in a wheelchair
still nuts like i gotta steel pair
homeless as f+ck so i gotta steal pears
my b+tch has got cancer, like that isn’t real hair
if you cut a sandwich right it’s a meal square
yo
i got my foreskin stuck on the doorkn+b
it tugged and i was like, wh0re, stop
the doors locked
i step on a banana peel and i fall
foreskin rips like a fart
blood paints the wall like it’s art
lately i’ve been thinking about the periodic table of cum
it’s like bruno raping my bum
i want it, a lot more than just some
but he won’t let me enjoy it or have any fun
on my bike, they say no b+lls on the back but i’d make an exception for you
what the f+ck am i supposed to do?
with ass that jiggles and bounces, playing me for a loop
please, let me buy us a room
and i can eat that ass like froot loops
d+ckwad, i sh+t on my d+ck with the lit squad
my tit’s not+ as big as yours josh
listen to slipknot, nip slip, it’s a slipc+ck
on tiktok filmed using apples latest wristw+tch
and my d+cks not+
long+ it’s gargantuan like 3 inches
3 inches from the ground when im standing on the burge khalifa when im legit soft

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