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vladimyr p. - charlie brown vs doug funnie - universal rap battles lyrics

doug funnie:
i’m writing in my journal cuz doug really finds it funnie
that you cannot kick a football; and you still think you can thud me?
when i drop beats on this peanut; i’ll crack his chances with peggy
this insecure caillou look+alike loser cannot compare to me!
the pencil makes my point formally
so i will be the last artist to draw up your conclusion perfectly
this pumpkin’s not so great so i’ll give you a chocolate swirly
and this will not be the final time i bake charlie to brownies

charlie brown:
good grief! could you have dragged your entry on any longer?
even with such little screen time my verse bе kicking this harder
than my chances with a football; you need a reitеration
cuz the only way you’re fit to win’s in your imagination
you’ve run out of good ideas cuz facing me wasn’t one of them
and since i’m smashing adam, i will just leave you to struggle then
this ain’t the first time a hero doug his own grave
ironically enough, you’re the only one needing saved
cuz the hamburger boy couldn’t serve me fresh beef
so i’ll give you a real reason to be causing me grief
so i’ll be flippin’ your patti cuz your game is awfully cr+ppy
and you couldn’t dare to tag me so why try your best outrapping me?
this is your biggest brawl and you’re most certain to fall
because it seems you couldn’t rock a beet for me at all
cuz you’re average and bland it’s like i’m speaking to a wall
next time i won’t be so nice; you will still ball up and bawl!
doug funnie:
but you’ll be the one to suffer, and i’ll surely find it comical
i always make it possible to overcome any obstacle
you flunked that verse you spat; just another thing i should log
and you think you’ll win? what? you smokin’ it up with snoop, dawg?
you fill me up with rage, but i won’t be one to show it
you must be one in my fan club so i’ll show you how to flow this
am i makin’ you jelly with a face fit with my mother?
charlie brown’s nothing but bad news, so i’ll smear this peanut b+tter
and i’ll kick him off the track cuz this what real men are made for
i bring the peppermint so spicy this child will have to take four
you’re lacking in any leadership; can’t bring more to this fight?
you’re ‘bout as dumb as the rocks you got on halloween night!
getting bullied by your allies isn’t typical behavior
chuck bit more than he can chew cuz this is rock vs paper
we’re alike, you and i, so i understand your strife
but how you happy with that verse when you’re unhappy with your life?

charlie brown:
your show is buried in embarrassment; my franchise still thrives
funnily enough i’ll be humiliating doug live
with my above+average vocabulary; here is my advisory
don’t plagiarize my shtick you’ve written down in your diary
i’ve called your bluff in beating me that’s something i resent
but that horrible try in rhyme is the thing you should repent
tried to guess on this test be makin’ you feel stressed
so it seems your victory’s not the only thing gone west

- vladimyr p lyrics

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