voltaire - bitrektual lyrics
jason: live long and prosper, if you’re one of us. voltaire: may the force be with you, unless that phrase don’t fit you. jason: forever, we have been at odds. voltaire: cause you’re a drooling trekkie jason: says the lucas lackey. voltaire (lead), jason (harmony) : whatever!
jason: we are out in sp-ce the last frontier, jason: seeking life that’s new and strange out here jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): and new civilizations in the great beyond. jason: boldly going where no one has gone.
voltaire: our tale is better in every way. voltaire: in a galaxy far far away voltaire (lead), jason (harmony): a great adventure happened a long long time ago, voltaire: but then i don’t suppose that you would know.
jason: we have ray guns we call phasers voltaire: we have blasters and lightsabers jason: we have ships that fly at warp voltaire: yeah, it’s called “hypersp-ce”, you dork! jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): : we’ve got the mugato and you have got ewoks! voltaire: yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn’t talk!
jason: oh come on let’s not fight, jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): it’s so unintellectual. jason: how ’bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? voltaire: (spoken) that’s disgusting jason: (spoken) yeah, forget i mentioned it.
jason: klingons shooting at our starboard side. jason: we’ve got a hull breach on the enterprise. jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): we drift into the neutral zone and we’re on the wrong side. jason: we’d need a wormhole to get out alive.
voltaire: on a moon of yavin’s where we hide. voltaire: we’re having trouble with the hyperdrive. voltaire (lead), jason (harmony): this planet keeps on spinning and the death star’s now in sight. voltaire: we hope the rebels take it out in time.
voltaire: oh, come on let’s not fight, voltaire (lead), jason (harmony): it’s so unintellectual. voltaire: how ’bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? jason: wouldn’t it be nice jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): and so much more effectual? jason: to put our cares aside and be bitrektual!
voltaire: think how awesome it would be a voltaire: team up with jean luc and leah, jason: kirk and chewie save the day, jason: blowing up a bird of prey. voltaire: han and spock they set a net voltaire: and trap the borg and boba fett voltaire: while 3p0 and data raid a tie fighter to capture vader. voltaire (lead), jason (harmony): luke and worf get into it and blow the death star into bits jason: and then we throw the tribbles jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): into the sarlac pit voltaire: and then we kick the ewoks into it.
jason: live long and prosper, so say we all voltaire: (spoken) wait, what? voltaire: may the force be with you, may the time lords keep you. jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): forever, we can babylon voltaire: there’s no use debating, voltaire(lead), jason (harmony): the stargate’s waiting,
voltaire: so come on let’s not fight, voltaire (lead), jason (harmony): it’s so unintellectual. voltaire: how ’bout we join sides and be bi-trektual? jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): so let’s take the advice of an asian h-m–s-xual…
voltaire: “fellow star folks, cool it down!” robert picardo: celebrity voice impersonated.
jason (lead), voltaire (harmony): let’s put our cares aside and be bitrektual! voltaire: h-ll, i want to be scifi multi-trektual!
jason: (spoken) live long and prosper, voltaire: (spoken) may the force be with you! jason: (spoken) never give up, never surrender! voltaire: (spoken) to infinity and beyond!!!!! jason: (spoken) really, voltaire? really?
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