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voltaire - comin' out for christmas lyrics

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christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone’s here
grandpa is busy tr-mm-ng the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
but her fruitcake ain’t the only one at the table
and there’s something that i just have to say
“granny p-ss the stuffing if you are able
and by the way mom and dad, i’m gay”

yeah i brought a girl with me but i paid her to be here.
hey mom and dad that’s what they call a beard
i try to make it work but the girl ain’t got the gear
what can i say; i love it in the rear

comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out this year
can’t wait to tell the world that i’m a flamin’ queer
comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out today
and here’s your christmas present, mom and dad i’m gay

take back those g.i. joes i never liked those toys
i never did like stuff that was for boys
bring me some barbies although you think it’s wrong
or better yet johnny depp in a thong

comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out this year
can’t wait to tell the world that i’m a flamin’ queer
comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out today
and here’s your christmas present, mom and dad i’m gay

don’t look so surprised to know
it’s not like i’m the only h-m-
aunty jen’s a lesbian (she is?)
and i’ve been felt by uncle joe

well now i don’t expect for you to like what you’ve been told
and if you hate me well that’s how it goes
well as for me i’m off to a disco and you can kiss my gay -ss as i go

comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out this year
can’t wait to tell the world that i’m a flamin’ queer
comin’ out for christmas
comin’ out today
and here’s your christmas present, mom and dad i’m wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay

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