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wagner: r&b superstar - a superstar is born lyrics

[intro]
fellas prepare to drop your jaws
ladies prepare to drop your drawers
cause you are listening to wagner

you want to know my s-xual history, well then, where should i start?
oh! it was my date of birth when i first tore a girl apart

[verse 1]
it started when my mom at age sixteen exchanged s-x for amphetamines
nine months later, she was overjoyed to get her uterus cleaned
the second pregnancy – me – she kept ‘cause she likes attention very much
that’s when i got used to hearing ladies say, “wow, so big, may i please touch?”
i wanna wrap my hands ’round bottles and my lips ’round nipples, right away
i bash my head into my mama’s cervix – i refuse to stay here one more day!
mama goes into labor at the baby shower but it feels good, she feels no pain
that’s cause i can’t help myself, you know i made that p-ssy rain

[hook]
it wasn’t from her boyfriends and it wasn’t from my dad
oh no
i’m the best -rg-sm that my mama ever had
she’d say that to emasculate dudes who thought they were bad:
“you’re whack, and my son’s still the best -rg-sm that i’ve had”

[verse 2]
i feel a hand fresh out the salon spanking my baby bottom and giving it a squeeze
turn to see it’s the midwife stroking and tugging on my umbilical – such a sleaze
i catch the eye of a newlywed bride with big -ss b00bies and tiny waist
she looks me over like she wants to know how my placenta tastes
mommy, please vaccinate me for hpv before i cause an outbreak
i was left on the couch where mom’s friends sat on my soft face, claimed it was a mistake (surrrrrre)
then a nurse checked my air-deprived baby-body like, “yo gimme some of that
in the closet, give me -rg-sms like how your mama had”

my mom was never quite the same, she felt her life had peaked
the best -rg-sm of her life had p-ssed, now she was bleak
mom saw no further use for me, abandoned me and fled
and that’s why i tell everyone my birth left my mom dead

- wagner rb superstar lyrics

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