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waylon napadogan - how drunk are you lady? lyrics

[verse 1]
well i was sittin’ at the bar not thinkin’ ’bout much
just the other day
i was doin’ my best to drown all my cares away
and that’s when i saw her
and oh was she a sight to see
i knew that she was sh+t+faced
when she fell into a vlt

[verse 2]
well she was finishing other people’s empties
she was lightin’ up darks inside
she was hittin’ on a god+d+mn coat rack
lord i couldn’t get that drunk if i tried
and it’s safe to say that i won’t forget that night
’cause scientists to this day don’t know
how that lady was still upright

[chorus 1]
well i approached her
though i know it wasn’t wise
she smelled like puke and moose head dry
but that camе as no surprise
i asked her on a scalе of rob ford to jim lahey
how drunk are you lady
[verse 3]
well i’ve been drunk enough to talk to a dart board
and fall out of a balsam fir
i’ve been drunk enough to pee into my vcr
but i’ve never been as drunk as her
she the goat at gettin’ liquored up
world champion at catchin’ a buzz
she’s the alberta premium princess
she’s the queen of canadian club

[chorus 2]
well i approached her
though i know it wasn’t wise
she smelled like death and export a’s
but that came as no surprise
i asked her on a scale of rob ford to jim lahey
how drunk are you lady

[outro]
how drunk are you lady
how drunk are you lady
how drunk are you lady
how drunk are you lady

- waylon napadogan lyrics

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