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wealthmasta - iced_jules is a bum lyrics

[intro]
+iced_jules stands on stage, shivering nervously, preparing to perform live+
+crowd begins chanting+
+iced_jules starts to sweat and hyperventilate under the pressure+
+chanting grows louder+
+tears form in iced_jules’ eyes, and the mic slips from his trembling hand+
crowd: get this loser off stage!!!
+crowd starts to boo+
+iced_jules, in tears, turns and runs off the stage, revealing a large brown stain on the back of his pants+
+crowd laughs, boos, and mocks him+
+suddenly, a huge creature emerges on stage, picking up the mic that iced_jules dropped+
monster: who’s ready for an actual concert!?
+crowd erupts in excitement+

[verse]
you can call yourself icy, but i have much cooler lines
so f+ck off with your elementary schoolyard rhymes
said i’m pushing 3 feet? thanks for describing my d+ck
because the only thing i’m pushing 3 feet in is your b+tch
i’m a legitimate thug, a real g, i back up all my talk
you’ll see red on the street, and you’ll scream “he got our block!”
i got bigger issues to take care of, so b+tch, get off my c+ck
you should watch the time assh0l+, you ain’t on my clock
you have the attitude of a damp sponge and the bars to match
no woman has ever touched you from your d+ck to your ass
if a female even looked at you, you’d probably collapse
but you’re poor as sh+t, that’s why you’ve never felt a rack
iced_jules don’t got iced jewels, he a motherf+cking poser
even if he stood on my f+cking head, he’d still be lower
this b+tch broke as sh+t, that’s why he’s such a loner
he should just surrender and accept me as his owner
[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”

[verse 2]
you’re an ice wh0re, an eyesore, you suck and you’re unpopular
that’s why your mom had a thermometer turn on in her
because i f+cked that h+rny sl+t and jumpstarted her heart monitor
she choked and gagged on my d+ck, yeah the b+tch a vomiter
shawty got dsls just like your f+cking profile picture
b+tch i’m a cannibal, and i’ve selected you as my next dinner
got a smith and wesson rifle, finger on the pin, pull the trigger
organ+ize your guts, then i begin feasting on your liver
cause you yap, you cap, you don’t rap, and that’s that
but i have a knack for stacking facts and cracking the wack
i’m running laps, won’t see me slack, so b+tch throw it back
but i ain’t talkin bout catch, nah i’m talkin bout ass

[chorus]
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
now lemme hear you say “iced_jules is a bum”
[verse 3]
you’re iced up cause you ain’t about the heat, like cold oatmeal
claiming you a savage but you’re average, you have no sk!ll
thinking you’re a king, only crown you wear is from a toy chest
i’m should be a f+cking exterminator the way i destroy pests
you use #2 pencils because sh+t is all that you write
your disses are cr+p, yeah they’re reflections of your life
and i’m boutta take a dump on you, treat you like a squat toilet
log so large your throat won’t be able to hold it
and this sh+t is all natural, laxatives ain’t allowed
never get lyrical constipation, i just squirt this sh+t out
turned the toilet water brown because my drip’s so hard
dirty ring surrounding the water like the coast guard
you belong in a waste treatment plant with all the other garbage
so i’m flushing you like the condom i f+cked your mom with
i fertilized that f+ckin prostitute, yeah, manure
your destiny is to end up in the depths of the sewer

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