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wedding singer ensemble - single lyrics

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sammy:
no one tells you how you ought to live
no one glares when you do jello shooters

guys:
jello

sammy:
no one says that you’re insensitive cause her birthday meal took place at hooters

guys:
hooters

sammy:
no one tells you that your bald spot’s grown
or that you ought to tone your flab

guys:
tone your flab

sammy:
so pour a double gin
here’s to your double chin

all:
yeah, start the party
start a tab

sammy:
cause you’re

all:
single

sammy:
you are

all:
single

sammy:
and you’ll keep staying single if you’re smart

guys:
if you are smart

sammy:
yeah, you’re single
you are single
no chick will ever moonwalk on your heart

guys:
moonwalk on your heart

sammy:
trust me

all:
this is when the good times really start

sammy:
no one minds the laundry on your floor

ricky:
no one pouts with every chick you look at

bum:
no one tries to clean your p-rno drawer

sammy:
no one traps you with

sammy, george, ricky & bum:
“does my -ss look fat?”

george:
bust a move in women’s underwear
while you’re blasting cher or wham

guys:
cher or wham!

sammy, george, ricky & bum:
so fill your ranger’s cup
the toilet seat stays up
the fridge gets stocked with beer and spam

george:
cause you’re

all:
single

george:
you are

all:
single

george:
not a care in the world can bother you

guys:
can bother you

george:
you are single
you are single
you can do what you’ve always wanted to

guys:
always wanted to

george:
well, no commitments

sammy, george, ricky & bum:
cause you’re only p-ssing through

(rap)
ricky:
yo, making a date with some needy girl
is a waste of my time and my jheri curl

sammy:
i don’t need a girl who don’t understand
when i got a date with my left hand

bum:
well, i like the ladies, heaven knows
but in the words in nietzsche, “bro’s before ho’s”

george:
now, i don’t like a girl who’ll cry and bawl
in fact, i never liked girls at all

robbie:
sammy, george, ricky, and bum:
i’m starting to see where you’re coming from

robbie:
cause i’m

all:
single

robbie:
oh, yeah

all:
single

robbie:
i’ll behave like a dude’s meant to behave

guys:
meant to behave

robbie:
always single
ever single
single now and till i’m in my grave

all:
single till i am lying in my grave

sammy:
though at times i might want someone to hold me tight
and promise me that everything’ll be all right

(spoken)
bum:
everything’ll be all right

sammy:
thanks, man

(sung)
all:
i’ll stay single till i’m rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave

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