weird al yankovic - baby got jack lyrics
yo ulonda!
check that home girl’s b-tt out!
um hm girl!
it’s so flat!
you tell it like it is ieesha!
she looks like one of them…..lawyer’s girlfriends,
her b-tt, is just so small!
we’re talking slim pickin’s girl!
what up ieesha?
where is it?
i don’t even….see it!
look!
girl! she’s just so….white!
i like small b-tts,
that i can not lie,
you honkies can’t deny!
and when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
and a big thing in your face, i get sick!
’cause i’d like a toothpick,
i’d beat that booty with a stick!
even the jeans she’s wearing,
her pants, they’re almost tearing.
no, baby, i want a flat booty,
that’s tooty fruity!
those honkies tried to warn me,
that b-tt you got is…
[white guy]
ooh! so corny!
ooh! chicken smooth skin,
you say you wanna get in my olds?
well, pack me, pack me
’cause you ain’t that average chickety!
to h-ll with romancin’!
i’ll take her wallet dancin’!
rich! b-tch!
i’ll d-ck with her money, ditch!
so tired of ebony!
black b-tts are not my theme!
if you ask me what my flavor is,
i’ll tell you it’s vanilla ice cream!
so honkies!
[honkies]
yeah?
honkies!
[honkies]
yeah?
does your girlfriend have a big b-tt?
so shrink it, shrink it,
so i can get right down and d-nk it!
baby got jack!
white honkies with a real small booty,
white honkies with a real small booty,
baby got jack!
white honkies with a real small booty,
white honkies with a real small booty,
i like ’em flat,
and small!
and when i’m in the mall,
i just can’t help myself,
i’m doing to dog-pound call!
bark! bark! bark!
don’t like her sister,
who farts while playing twister!
i wish those bins would miss her!
but uncle ben would fister!
i like my bootys real slender,
and tender!
and if i see a big booty,
i’ll put it in the blender!
don’t want a real fender!
i get into my honda!
what the h-ll is an anaconda?
all i know is i like jane fondas,
better then ulondas!
baby got jack!
white honkies with a real small booty,
white honkies with a real small booty,
baby got jack!
white honkies with a real small booty,
white honkies with a real small booty,
yeah baby,
when it comes to females,
cosmo knows everything,
what they’re talking about!
362436!
ha!
if she’s 7 8…
flat on the bottom,
and i like it like that!
flat on the bottom,
and i like it like that!
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