weird al yankovic – first world problems lyrics
[verse 1:]
my maid is cleaning my bathroom, so i can’t take a shower
when i do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
i couldn’t order off the breakfast menu, cause i slept in till two
then i filled up on bread, didn’t leave any room for tiramisu
oh no, there’s a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
i don’t have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? don’t they know how to text? omg!
i got
[chorus:]
first world, first world problems
(first world problems)
first world, first world problems
(first world problems)
first world, first world problems
[verse 2:]
i bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
forgot my gardener’s name, i’ll have to ask him later
tried to fast forward commercials, can’t – i’m watching live t.v
i’m pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain’t gluten free
my barista didn’t even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
[chorus]
[verse 3:]
can’t remember which car i drove to the mall
my sonicare won’t recharge, now i gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
the thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
my house is so big, i can’t get wifi in the kitchen
uh, i had to buy something i didn’t even need just
so i could qualify for free shipping on amazon
[chorus x2]
[outro]
(laughing)
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