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"weird al" yankovic - if that isn't love lyrics

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[verse 1]
i’m your shelter from the storm
you know i’ll always have your back
i’ll even let you warm
your freezing hands inside my b-tt crack

i never get out
my leaf blower when oprah is on
when you’re telling me about your feelings
i try not to yawn

[pre-chorus]
and when we’re at parties
i don’t talk about your spastic bladder
when you’re cleaning the gutters on the roof
i’ll hold the ladder

[chorus]
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is

oh i guess i don’t know
ooh… listen now…

[verse 2]
there’s a microscopic bit of milk left
in the refrigerator
i could have finished it off but i quit in case you
wanna tiny little sip later

and if you cut the cheese then maybe
i’ll wink and say, “the dogs to blame!”
and i make sure to call you “baby”
every time i forget your name

[pre-chorus]
i’ll even tell you, girl
when you start looking fat
cause all your so-called friends
will probably neglect to mention that

[chorus]
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is

well then i don’t know
ohh no…

[bridge]
even though you make me sit through mamma mia!
but i still adore you
i’ll kiss you if you’ve even had omelette for breakfast
and i can’t stand omelettes
and after i take a bath, if it’s still warm
i’ll leave the water in there for you
i give you my word
you’re so beautiful
you make a glorious sunset
look like a big fat t-rd, yeah

[verse 3]
every time i see you trying
to lift some really heavy thing
you can always count on me to help
by saying something encouraging
if you get drunk and p-ss out
i never sharpie on your face
and i don’t wipe my nose on your couch
even though that’s a super convenient place

[pre-chorus]
i totally support
every idiotic thing you do
and i almost never pretend you’re someone else
when i’m making out with you

[chorus 2]
and if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
if that isn’t love
i don’t know what love is
no i don’t know what love is
well i don’t know what love is
i don’t know what love is

- weird al yankovic lyrics

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