weird al yankovic - never met a person as wonderful as me lyrics
well, i stare at myself in the mirror
when i wake up every morn
and i marvel at how great i’ve been
since the day that i was born
i’ve made so many alb-ms
i’ve run out of things to name ’em
my fans all want to be like me
and really, who can blame ’em
teenage groupies all surround me
i guess i know why
no one else can match my charm
why do they even try
all the girls in college
turned me down for other fellas
but i know why, it seems to me
they’re just insanely jealous
who wouldn’t be
some people call it self-indulgence
but they just don’t understand
that it’s hard to be too humble
when you know that you’re so grand
and i’m not trying to say i’m perfect
i just want you to see
that i’ve never met a person
who’s as wonderful as me
now, i’m not arrogant or haughty
and i’m certainly not conceited
but anyone trying to match my wits
is very soon defeated
i’m a marvellous human being
i’m just one big hunk of man
sometimes i have to marvel
at how very great i am
some people call it self-indulgence
but they just don’t understand
that it’s hard to be too humble
when you know that you’re so grand
and i’m not trying to say i’m perfect
i just want you to see
that i’ve never met a person
who’s as marvellous, spectacular
fantastic and terrific
and so very great and wonderful as me
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