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weird al yankovic - the weird al show theme lyrics

weird al yankovic
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the weird al show theme
oh, this is a story ’bout a guy named al
and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve
so he packed up his accordion and had to move
to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
and he played on the company bowling team
and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream
where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream
but that’s really not important to the story

well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist
with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)
but he didn’t keep in touch, then he lost her number
then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
20 miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)
and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
for what it’s worth

then one day al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
he was caught in a bear trap and al set him free
and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
and it turns out he’s a big-shot producer on tv
so he gave al a contract and what do you know?
now he’s got his own very weird al show!

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