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weng weng - the chuds lyrics

weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me
i love you weng weng!

[musical intro.]

[secretary]: agent double+0! hi! (laughs) oh, you sweet little man! mmmm+mmmm. wow, you’re really my idol, you know. you’re making me fall for you! i can’t help it!

[weng weng’s boss]: agent double+0
come on inside before you bust a blood vessel

[weng weng]: interpol here

[verse]
eh yo, we good to go?
h+ll yeah
it’s agent 00
don’t want no trouble though
so you best to put your weapon down slow
keep your hands low down whеre he can see them
don’t put thеm up high
he’s a tiny human being
guaranteeing security
to filipino citizens
it’s all the same thing to weng weng
guilty
innocent
he’s got his own style
he’s got a cute little smile
in fact one time he even got picked up by a pedophile
but k!ll that
he’s sk!lled at
the art of attack
he got a razor blade hat
a little gat
and a rocket pack
he doesn’t like booze
so never pour him a shot of scotch
just give him a coke
and you won’t get a pop in the crotch
his movies you love to watch
you know that they all sweet
weng weng is doing his thang thang
under three feet
they say that he’s wack
tthat he’s weak
ehyo, you know what?
just say that in the philippines and watch out for the bowl cut
[chorus]
weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me, i love you weng weng!
weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me, i love you weng weng!

[verse]
you’re in the getaway car
‘cause you just finished a heist
got through the swat, lots of cops
so you’re thinking you’re nice
mastermind, g+nius+thief
you think you already own the title
from behind you hear the wine
of a mini+motorcycle
it rolls up quick with 2’6
of trouble on top
he shoots a look, crooks get shook
and you could feel your heart stop
the kinda man that could chill you right down to your soul
he shouts “pull over to the side of the road, i’m interpol”
best oblige, and subside
‘cause if not you’re sure to die
by a bo staff to the gonads
or a sai in your eye
try and flip the script
if he’s outnumbered and underhanded
he’s outstanding
he could jump the grand canyon and land it
a mini bandit, fighting for justice, he’ll never lose
finest barbers and tailors
you know he’s always lookin’ smooth
he’ll take you out without a doubt
boom bing and bang bang
my advice to criminals is
“stay the f+ck away from weng weng.”
[chorus]
weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me, i love you weng weng!
weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me, i love you weng weng!

[crime boss]: weng weng is gonna put us out of business!

[verse]
weng weng weng weng 2’9
he’ll kick you in the n+ts+ck from behind
if you think weng weng is coming soft or slack
never that, never that, never that, he’s
back on the scene it’s the man
who just cash cheques and have s+x
he’s seen your mamma nekkid with his high tech mod specs
burst in hotel rooms never givin’ a sh+t
if he sees a naked b+tch, best believe she get a tender kiss
after bustin’ some heads, ya’ll could catch him at the disco
rockin’ upskirts and clockin’ more thongs than sisqó
stayin’ alive is no jive, when he dance, the woman cry
they get hypnotized by his hips swayin’ side to side
these fake secret agents try to front but the get played
weng weng could pierce brosnan with a katana blade
leave you in the hospital
your condition is critical
you’re finished bro, even the doctors sound a little cynical
[hot lady] you’re such a little guy, though. very petite, like a potato
[weng weng] yeah.. let’s go

eh yo, i’ll tell you what. that weng weng? he’s a stone+faced k!ller. i mean criminals ain’t got no shot against him, why even try?

[chorus]
weng weng, i love you my weng weng
come to me and kiss me, i love you weng weng!

[guy in pool]: hey everybody look, hey! look, hey! i can’t believe what happened! it’s a boy! hey! what happened? i can’t believe it! where did he come from? whoa, pretty boy, mmmm, yeah! aren’t you a pretty boy? handsome, too! oh yes, yes…

[musical outro.]

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