
what if the heathers sang meet the plastics? - jorden amir lyrics lyrics
[veronica, spoken]
who’s at that table over there?
[j.d., spoken]
don’t look at them!
[j.d., sung]
we call those three “the heathers”
they’re shiny, fake and hard
[martha]
they play their little mind games
all around the school yard
[j.d.]
they might insult your clothing
or make fun of your crush
[martha]
[?]
through therapy and hush
[j.d., spoken]
he didn’t even have a girlfriend, he just had a really bad haircut
[martha, spoken]
heather chandler is the queen bee. she always has corn nuts in hand and a threat in her voice, and we all bow down because if you don’t, she’ll make your life a living h+ll
[heather c.]
my name is heather c
and i am a massive deal
fear me, love me
stand and stare at me
and these, these are real
i’ve got money and looks
i am, like, drunk with power
this whole school
humps my leg like a chihuahua
i’m the hottest b+tch who’s good in bed
don’t cross me or you’ll be walking dead
my name is heather c
and i am a massive deal
i don’t care who you are
i don’t care how you feel
[martha, spoken]
heather duke? she runs the yearbook, no discernable personality
[j.d., spoken]
her mom’s only paid for her implants
[heather d]
yes, heather c
no, heather c
every waking hour
i spend making sure that heather
chandler stays in power
if heather is the sun
then i’m a disco ball
’cause i will outshine her ass
right when she starts to fall
i worm your secrets out
and then i offer them to heather
then i watch my leader make your life a big disaster
chandler runs the school
but i’m the queen behind the scenes
and i’ll be waiting for that red
but just for now, i’ll stick with green
[martha, spoken]
this is heather mac, the dumbest person you will ever meet
[j.d., spoken]
she once asked me if they celebrate thanksgiving in africa
[heather m]
my name is heather
my hair is shiny
my t++th are perfect
my skirt is tiny
it barely covers
my perky hiney
my name is heather
i may not be smart
[heather m, spoken]
that’s it
[heather c, spoken]
… right
[heather c, sung]
we never really do this
but how’d you like to
have lunch with us this week?
[veronica, spoken]
oh, no, it’s okay
[heather c]
no
no need for you to thank us
there’s no need to even speak
[heather d]
you’re new and kind of clueless
you need us three to make you beautiful and chic
sit at lunch with us tomorrow
[heather m]
we’ll make you beautiful
[heather, heather, heather]
we’ll make you beautiful
[all overlap]
[heather c]
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
here’s where you belong
[heather d]
yes, heather c
no, heather c
every waking hour
i spend making sure that heather
chandler stays in power
if heather is the sun
then i’m a disco ball
’cause i will outshine her ass
right when she starts to fall
[heather m]
my name is heather
my hair is shiny
my t++th are perfect
my skirt is tiny
[heather, heather, heather]
wear something [?] and grab a tray
’cause we don’t do this every day
say here’s where you belong
say here’s where you belong
[heather c, spoken]
no, really, say it
[heather, heather, heather]
say here’s where you belong
[heather d]
come sit with us tomorrow
it’ll be beautiful
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