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white bob - grandma don't be a snitch lyrics

she said white bob listen to me carefully,
don’t lecture me on drugs boy, you’re as high as a tree
i wouldn’t mind, but it’s the simple fact,
i’ve heard you’ve been giving cannabis to my cat
look he takes the occasional puff, but he doesn’t
inhale,
i’m calling the police she said to take you to jail
it was at this point i left my grandma’s room,
kinda worried about the crazy sh-t she might do
chorus 1
hey grandma… ‘yeah?’ don’t be a snitch ‘huh?’
don’t dob me in ‘why?’ cos i’m you’re grandson… ‘yeah
some grandson!’
hey grandma… ‘yeah?’ don’t gr-ss me up ‘what?’
don’t phone the police ‘why?’ cos i love you…
‘yeah you’re just saying that…’
back in my own room and i had the h-rn,
opened the dvd cabinet and got out the p-rn
it had been a stressful morning and my face was a
frown,

needed a greasy w-nk just to calm me down
virtual s-x with jenna jameson got my d-ck hard quick,
just imagining what that b-tch could do to my d-ck
i was w-nking in a total state of ecstacy,
but remembered the curtain was open… someone might
see
i went to the window, d-ck still in my hand,
f-ck, the police were outside they bought a transit van
my grandma was with them, she pointed up at me,
she said thats him there, and i think he’s holding his
w-lly
chorus 2
hey grandma ‘yes?’ why you being a snitch? i’m here
holding my d-ck… that’s pretty sick ‘ooh that’s
disgusting’
hey grandma ‘yes?’ why’d you make that call? you played
me like a fool, i thought we was cool (yes i did)
i couldn’t believe my grandma had been such a snitch,
i put my c-ck back in my pants and made a run for it
went out the back heading for the garden gate,
but the police had me surrounded, they said you’re
nicked mate
i said i never gave any wacky backy to her cat,
they said there’s the indecent exposure, we’ll do you
for that
into the van i went much to my grandma’s delight
she said let’s see how you like it in a prison cell for
the night

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