whitney avalon - gaston (ahsoka + mandalorian style) lyrics
[intro: ashoka, the mandalorian & grogu]
grogu and i can feel each other’s thoughts
grogu?
huh
yes. that’s his name
[verse 1: ashoka]
gosh, it disturbed me to see you, grogu
emotions confused and entwined
i wish it were easy to free you, grogu
from all of the fears in your mind
there’s no little guy as resilient as you
your aptitude surely could grow
some day there’ll be no one as brilliant as you
or you might choose to stay with mando
[chorus 1: ashoka]
no one’s cute like grogu
mostly mute like grogu
only comes to the top of your boot like grogu
[verse 2: ashoka]
though you’re currently a neutral player
perfect, a pure padawan
oncе you’re trained by a cal, mace or lеia
we’d soon see which side you would prove to be on
[chorus 2: ashoka & the mandalorian]
no one brawls like grogu
sells out dolls like grogu
loves to levitate your shiny b+lls like grogu
i’m not singing, i don’t like partic+p+ting
great! concentrate on grogu
[bridge: ashoka]
two seasons down
how many more?
grogu is the star people are watching for
[chorus 3: ashoka]
no one tries like grogu
has huge eyes like grogu
no one’s blood is a sought+after prize like grogu
[verse 3: ashoka]
though it’s truly a pleasure to meet ‘cha
you’ve potential i’ve rarely seen
i am not the right person to teach ya
by all definitions, you’re currently green
get it?
[verse 4: the mandalorian]
when i looked away, he ate four froggy eggs
which i quickly condemned and chastised
but later, i think he ate five froggy eggs
though at least they were unfertilized
[chorus 4: ashoka]
oof
no one snacks like grogu
has our backs like grogu
will force choke anyone who attacks like grogu
[verse 5: the mandalorian & ashoka
i never thought i’d have to babysit
but this is the way
he’s my foundling, my stray
’till he’s safe and we’ve won
he’s my child, my son
the lone wolf and his cub
finding joy and yub nub
so though i have to bid you adieu
there’s no need to be glum
let’s see what he’ll become
[outro: ashoka, the mandalorian & both]
and his name’s g+r+o…
g+r+o+o+t… no, wait…
g+r+o+g+u real soon
i still gonna call him “kid”
grogu!
come do a cameo on my show…
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