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whitney avalon - harley quinn & birds of prey: princess rap battle lyrics

harley quinn (hq): come and pay your respects
i am crazy… complex
hear how this anarchist protagonist
met her villainous ex
it all started back when i was
doctor harleen quinzell
arkham’s clinical psychologist
the gist is i fell
for a felon
clearly criminally insane
and then i fell into a vat
that changed my skin tone and my name
i may have lost my mind
but now i’m back on the grind
this little monster’s free
and she’s no longer defined
as the sidekick or side chick
of the rogue that oppressed her
harley queen’s holding court
and i don’t need a jester
been through denial, depression, bargaining
and now i’m just p-ssed
i’m putting “do what i wanna”
at the top of the list
i’ve never been a quitter
’cause my heart’s full of glitter
no one can stop me
thug: there she is, get her! hq: ah!

hq: who are you?
huntress (hu): do you know who i am?
hq: i literally just asked, so no
hu: oh
call me huntress
the daughter who uncannily
survived the brutal m-ssacre
when mobsters k!lled my family
so now i pay respects
with every shot that connects
bad-ss -ss-ssin putting
bolts through their necks
a smokeshow with a crossbow
and i constantly embarr-ss
these bozos who oppose
this secret bertinelli heiress
payback’s my motive
and my methods are vicious
‘cause these spaghetti-slurping slimeb-lls
‘bout ta sleep with the fishes
i murder mafioso m-f-s
and i’m out for revenge
hq: see that kind of moxie
means we’ve gotta be friends
hu: …i don’t really have friends
hq: well you do now, honey
let’s go get some drinks
bought with someone else’s money

hq: bartender!
a couple shots!
put it on roman’s tab
black canary (bc): make it three
hq: dinah, how ya been?
bc: look what the cat dragged in
i haven’t seen you since the split
how you holding up, quinn?
hq: fantabulous and fabulous
full steam ahead!
bc: then it’s a cryin’ shame
that my boss wants you dead
hq: what else is new?
bc: well, without your ex’s protection
he’ll peel that pretty face off
for his private collection
hq: oh, so now you belong
to mr. roman sionis?
bc: that spoiled rich d-ckhole
only wishes he owned this
s-ssy songbird siren stuck here
sitting, waiting my turn
thinking someday soon i’ll have to
wise up, rise up and burn
this whole crooked wicked
criminal club to the ground
i swear on my momma’s grave
i wanna clean up this town
when this vocalist crescendos
you know that i end foes
i’m the belting bad-ss bombsh-ll
that can shatter gl-ss windows
i’m tough but can’t make enough
change on my own
hq: i don’t see why you
should have to do it alone
bc: sure, like you’d take my side
if i decided to quit?
hq: yup and my mobster k!lling
friend here is f-cking legit
hu: you know, you’re the first soprano
i haven’t wanted to whack
bc: i could stand to have a gal like you
watching my back
hq: i swear to zod
we’re three peas in a pod
hu: a girl gang in gotham?
hq: can we please form a squad?!
bc: all right, quinn, i’m in
hu: sweet… what’s the plan?
hq: we send them a message
and stick it to the man
bc: oh, you mean roman? hq: uh-huh!
hu: you got dirt on that jerk?
bc: years of it hq: perfect!
hu: this might actually work
bc: he’ll be here soon
there’s no time to waste
hu: having friends is fun!
hq: let’s cut to the chase!

hq: wake up, roman!
good morning!
bc: pay attention dipsh-t
this is your only warning
hq: why’s he look so grumpy?
hu: he’d look prettier if he smiled
hq: possible personality disorder
from being dropped as a child
hu: if you want him dead
i’ll make it look like a hit
bc: h-ll, i’d smoke this schmuck myself
but i’ve been trying to quit
hq: no, this’ll be a blast
we don’t have to hold back
just a one-sided battle rap
emanc-p-tion diss track!
what an “original” gangster
big fan, gotta ask
are you the first dude in gotham
to hide behind a black mask?
bc: consider this my resignation
i’m done working for freaks
you don’t get two weeks
y’all can kiss both cheeks
hu: and put a leash on zsasz
that little scarred-up spaz
hq: that sycophant s-d-st
is really all that he has
bc: you’re a self-obsessed narcissist
a thin skinned goon
who went bankrupt while choking
on daddy’s silver spoon
hu: here’s the message, sionis
let us be perfectly clear
stay out of our way
or you might disappear
hq: i’m harley frickin’ quinn
with a brand new crew
leavin’ clowns in the dust
and the joke’s on you
i’m crazier and fearless
and i godd-mn guarantee
all of gotham’s scared of you
when they should be scared of me

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