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who do you think - map squad (parody of rap god) lyrics

[intro]
look, we are gonna go find land to make this place a better nation
we are only going to get this one chance
something’s wrong, i can feel it (for three long years, tj, you’re on)
just a feeling i got, like something’s about to happen but i don’t know what
if that means what i think it means, we’re about to hit a gold mine
and if the land is as crazy as they say, i’m not taking any chances
(you are just what the nation demanded)

[verse 1]
i’m beginnin’ to feel like a map squad, map squad
all my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
now who thinks they’re smart enough to make some trash thoughts, trash thoughts
they said i map like a g*nius, dis ain’t no cr-p fraud
cuz for me to map like an ace it must be in my genes
i got pea pods in my back pocket
mendell himself helped me secure lock it
got a fat knot from that m-ss profit
made a livin’ and a givin off it
to all my homeboys back on the farm from thomas
with meriweather lewis helping me with clark
i’m president still as honest
helping dem federalists to their coffins
syllables, sk!ll-a-holic (k!ll ’em all with)
this flippity dippity-hippity quick drop
you don’t really wanna get into a blissin’ match with this mapping-rap
packin’ a violin in the back of the ac’
backpack map rap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
and at the exact same time
i attempt these musical acrobat stunts while i’m practicing that
i’ll still be able to take out john adam’s cables
around the back of an annoying jacket and snap it in half
only realized it was ironic
i was signed to aftermath after the fact
how could i not slow?
all i do is make deal bonds
feel my abstract attack
other nations are having a rough time period, while we still relaxed as
a man sitting here playing his violin laying on his back
masterfully constructing a master piece (yeah)

[verse 2]
cause i’m beginnin’ to feel like a map squad, map squad
all my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
now what nations think their strong enough to trash talk, trash talk let me show you maintaining this graph to land isn’t that hard, that hard
everybody want the key and the secret to map these new lands like i have got
well, to be truthful the blueprint’s
simply age and youthful exuberance
everybody loves to root for the newest
bought the land from napoleon
and asked lewis to do this
my sk!lls get taken to school with my music
cause i use it as a building to ‘house the animals’
of my rhythm leading too much of a nuisance
me? i’m created by the precedent presidents, who made me a resident, right beside their messing, with the states i’m guessing, while i’m across the sea secretary of state and professing, addressing issues that are pressing
inspired enough to one day grow up
blow up and be in a position (michael bay)
to be like mr. washington
and show him my awesome (ness)
roll hall of fame
even though i’ll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
cuz i set this nation on fire and they are on the way
to see the bigger picture outside of the frame
you kids think it’s all a game, ‘till i actually make my claim
animals i must tame
study them, lewis you better do the same
cuz this map better look great
or else when i look at you two i won’t keep a straight face
you’re witnessing a m-ss-occur
as i watch your humiliating efforts take place
you better at least track your steps and leave some type of trace
if you get succeed you’ll become heroes to us
and a “way to go” from me every day
hey, you two what you say, to my face
cuz if i don’t get progress from this race
i’ma work for
everything i have, so keep up your pace
with me you better keep your shoes laced
cuz, basically, this’ll never again be the same case as before

[verse 3]
cause i’m beginnin’ to feel like a map squad, map squad
all my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
the way i’m racing these terms, call me the dr god, dr god
cuz alex his shots just bank cuz he has a trash shot, trash shot
as i make a shot so wet, the swish sounds like it’s b-ss fraud
so napoleon for 15 million, to help his french civilians
then lose a land equal to our country that would cost trillions
immediately after we must go and lead expeditions so brilliant
so that later in our country billions
could come to the u.s
and be a success, and have children
who will keep on and carry my talents and brilliance
this expedition is honestly crucial
to the nation cuz its growing fruitful
and if there are natives we will start their brutal removal
the farmland, way too useful
it would be futile if we don’t utilize what we do
for good at least once in a while
so i wanna make sure somewhere
in this chicken scratch i scribble and doodle
enough rhymes to
maybe try to help get some people through tough times
but i gotta keep a few punchlines
cuz if someone try to hit me it’s coming back at nine
people are hungry looking at me like it’s lunchtime
i know there was a time where once i, was a mere vice president
but now i oversee this nation so good and so fine
so i crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
appeal with the great talents of mine
you get too big and here they come trying to censor you like that one line
but i laughed and said i’m
to respected for
someone to take me off of the line
and give me a complaint that i’m, too opportunist to define
what’s best for this nation to finally become a sign of a flourished vine
and turning into a blooming floral
coming through with different morals
cuz there’s still federalists on the other side
that don’t make no sense of making the nation so formal
you wanna be rich well then stop being so forceful
you write normal? nah that’s just mortal
cuz the light has just shown on me that i made this nation huge
so with your national bank we’ll still lose, and when you made france so mad
now i have to replace these diplomatic friendships that we once had
while i myself played the violin
cuz oh boi the next day everybody said mr. president used non-violence
so france went straight to us for help
the very next day, “hey fab, i need you!”
so land for money came at you supa fast (what a lad)
uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you -ssuming i’m a human
what i gotta do to get it through to you? i’m superhuman
scientist and g*nius reader
my whole book collection is the library of congress’s only readings
every single section, that has a connection
will show the country the reflection of me from the election
never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting
for the day that they can say i fell off, they’ll be celebrating
cause i know the way to get ’em motivated
i don’t speak, i make sweet pieces with my pen
“oh, he’s too silent”
well, that’s what they do when they misunderstand
“it’s not right to write, speak”
they just mad cuz i wrote the declaration of independence
virginia governor, farmer comforter
third president all my people said amen
“but sir i don’t understand what you did for us
i don’t know what your words can do”
let me know when it occurs to you
while i’m ripping any one of these curtains that the show shows you
it’s certain, i’m inadvertently hurting you
how many words to i gotta make ya learn to
prove that if you were half as nice
this country would be a fourth as absurd as you
ungh, college creator, nation’s savior
look at the progress, i’ve become france’s favorite trader
arguing with myself, but still debator
if buying land lies in the const-tution strictly from the words
cuz if it don’t then i don’t know how to handle hurt
from the crowds who say i’m a hypocrite
words are like bomb, be careful with them, hurd
but i can handle it unlike adam and won’t make some act of dirt
cuz we all from the same soil
growing this country together like farmers
making our nation rise like birds
but in my head there’s something that was unheard randomly spurred
that a country ran by agriculture is much rather preferred
but people are asking me to eliminate the debt weight
and i said slow down, take into consideration the wait i had
on decisions, then maybe you’ll be a little more patient
to the situation and understand the discrimination
but whatever
federalists and the dr were against each other since the creation
and if one comes to power
we’ll do whatever we can to try to escape them
don’t mistake them for gates and
road blocks, that’s a mistake then
cuz either way we both help make this place a better nation
since king george the flawed
since my pen wrote to now with this land bought
be a king? think not
why be a king when you could lead a squad?

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