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wifehavermongus, kingmongus - discord mod's ballad lyrics

intro
(did you know that there’s a 0.5 percent chance)
(of four chickens hatching from a single egg in minecraft)
(that’s crazy isn’t it?)

verse 1
5k hours unturned darkrp
and 1k hours, in dayz
how’d you know that i don’t step outside?
and how’d you know that nolifing’s my pride?
my avatar’s fresh but my smell’s a surprise
i’m the master of discord but my scent’s the prize

verse 2
waking up at six o’ clock
pulling out my tiny c+ck
looking at her profile pic
d+mn she’s making me cum quick
now it’s time to moderate
a discord mods life’s f+cking great
now it’s time to moderate
a discord mods life’s f+cking great

outro
i tried to suck my own d+ck once, but to say the least
it didn’t end too well
i actually ended up in the hospital
i um yeah i hurt my back quite a lot
sooo my daily routine
basically just being a discord mod
for the rest of the time
since i dont go outside i just spend
simping for my little e kittens
“aww yess who’s a good little e girl for me”
oh+ um sorry got a little carried away right there
but um either way um yeah
i just simp for them
buy them gifts
and also discord nitro
oh i’d do anything for my e+girls

- wifehavermongus kingmongus lyrics

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