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wikihow autofellatio [demo verse] - mushy mustard lyrics lyrics

[verse]
so you wanna blow yourself? mushy knows the tactics
but you’ll need to listen well and put in loads of practice
get it figured out with some tips on wikihow
once that d+ck is in your mouth you’ll say, “it’s so simple! wow!”
and you won’t need to remove one of your ribs like it’s a tumor
i’ve heard kids at school say marilyn manson did, but that’s a rumor
‘cause you’ll need in fact no surgery at all to start this fun time
on your back, head against a wall of some kind
no need for a s+x pal as long as you are flexile
breathe in and exhale, then you grab your legs while
bending upward so your toes are now above your head
then begin to take a stroll, walking down the wall instead
just be careful that your nut sack doesn’t flop into your face
because depending on its weight, it could be painful like it’s mace
and if you feel extreme discomfort, stop, repeat again the next day
though it’s weeks or months of perseverance, it’s the best way

- wikihow autofellatio demo verse lyrics

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