will varley - a monkey on a rock lyrics
i am just a monkey on a rock
i’m just a monkey on a rock
i swam through my father’s c+ck
and i’m just a monkey on a rock
i fell in love with my gps
said hold me tightly at the next left
obvi now i’ll do no wrong
if you tell me baby how to get home
and i went to thailand to find myself
realised i was somebody else
doctor what can you do for me
he suggested plastic surgery
got a facelift and a double d chest
all the looking down keeps crooking my neck
so i wait for ma and pa to die
inherit their money and do what i like
ma and pa, they gonna live so long
call centre won’t give me a job
so the bailiffs come talk to me
took my best friend took my tv
so i go to college and i get a degree
david cameron gonna rescue me
oh i’ll learn to sing, cut my hair
go on tv, be a millionaire
and i won’t see no world war three
simon cowell gonna rescue me
when i got the the studio
they asked me what hardships i know
said i never lived out on the street
so they told me to come back next week
next week i was waiting there
did my makeup and i did my hair
sang a song and they looked at me
they asked me what was my story
said i was brought up by wolves
and they started to listen
and simon cowell came out of a hole
and he started to glisten
i said simon what’s the meaning of life?
he said i’m just a monkey on a rock
i’m just a monkey on a rock
i swam through my fathers c+ck and i’m just a monkey on a rock
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