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will wood and the tapeworms - man, i love being drunk lyrics

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[verse 1]
i can’t hold my liquor, would you mind if i held yours?
when too much is not enough, that’s how i know i need more
it’s just the booze talking, and it’s speaking j+panese
i’m sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?

before i got into it, they called it some+cohol
i’m sure that i will rue it, but i’ll still ruin it all
when i’m a solid six drinks in, you’ll be a solid ten
these beer goggles, their prescription 20/20 double+vision
it’s a brain cell genocide, get me a hitler on the rocks
wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie c+cks

[pre+chorus]
i’m not surе why they call it a liver, because i’m pretty sure mines dead
pick up chicks, get whiskey d+ck, and say “f+ck it, i’m going to bed.”

[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk

(breathalize me, captain!)

[verse 2]
i’m pretty sure my bac’s higher than my debit balance
i can’t afford this anymore, i’m still on my parents allowance
and even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
officer, i’m good to drive but i can’t walk two straight lines
[pre+chorus]
everybody, raise a glass i propose a thousand toasts
to my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat

[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk

[pre+chorus]
god, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down
cause i heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round

[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being f+cked up beyond belief
man, i love being white girl wasted
i said man, i love being drunk!

- will wood and the tapeworms lyrics

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