william finn - three dates with marvin and whizzer: a true story lyrics
[cordelia]
three dates with marvin and whizzer + a true story
[whizzer]
h+llo
[marvin]
h+llo
[whizzer]
marvin?
[marvin]
yep
how are you?
[whizzer]
it’s been a long time
[marvin]
as you probably know, jason is getting bar mitzvah’d
and he wants you to be a special person on that day
what do you say, whizzer?
do it for the kid, whizzer
anything i did, whizzer
throw it away
throw it away
are you still there?
[whizzer]
i’m right here, can++
[marvin]
can i maybe see you?
[whizzer]
i am still here and breathing
i can’t forget when it was bad
[marvin]
let me try to put it right
[whizzer]
when?
[marvin]
how about+
[whizzer]
when
[marvin]
how about+
i’ll pick you up in two hours!
[marvin & whizzer]
tonight
tonight
tonight!
[coredelia]:
not so dressy
[charlotte]
please don’t quote this
[both]
we can’t stand your trying
[cordelia]
here’s your last chance for happiness!
[charlotte]
oh, but he’ll k!ll you
he’ll k!ll you
[cordelia]
all you have to do is
be nice
[charlotte]
k!ll you
[cordelia]
be nice
[charlotte]
k!ll you
[cordelia]
be nice
[charlotte]
k!ll you
[cordelia]
be nice
[charlotte]
k!ll you
[whizzer]
life is funny, a+ha funny
life plays on, its a+ha funny jokes
after all, things might turn out okay
i’m glad marvin’s so agreeable
cause he’ll have to pay
what he did to me
i recall it like
yes+ter+day
[jason, spoken]
the first date, at the ballpark
[marvin]
are you sure this is where you wanna come?
[marvin & whizzer]
oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light
[they jeer at the game]
[marvin]
after he left (+ hm, no or ha, well)
after i kicked him out
life was like sauerkraut
[marvin]
good if you put it on a hotdog
h+ll, i want
more than just a hotdog
i want more
life’s a bore without him
[whizzer]
i want the underdog to win
[marvin]
that’s not our team, just keep quiet
[whizzer]
well, then go ‘other team’
[?] other team
[marvin]
stop it
stop it
why are people hitting us
why are people hitting us
stop it
stop it
stop it
stop it
[cordelia]
they’re on their second date
first one went so great
they thought they’d try another
[charlotte]
hey, sorry that we’re late
but we’re here
[all]
oh, say can you+
[umpire]
play ball
[marvin]
he’s makin’ me pay
but hey no big deal
[lesbians]
hiya will, now hiya sue…
okay, no big deal
you’re with us and we’re with you
that’s what matters
[all]
that’s what matters
that’s what matters
life is funny, a+ha funny
life plays on its haha funny jokes
[marvin & whizzer]
god it’s great to
be back with these folks
[lesbians]
it feels nice to be escorted
by these funny men
[all]
we’re double+dating h0m+s+xuals
once again
[jason, spoken]
the third date
[marvin & whizzer]
who’d believe
we’d be here, nude, in bed
[marvin]
nude instead
of at each other’s throats
[whizzer]
wearing suits and overcoats
[marvin & whizzer]
life is funny, haha funny
[mendel, spoken]
oh no, oh no+
trina, trina
[marvin & whizzer]
life is goody, rooty tooty
[mendel]
trina, i can’t jump! i can’t jump!
[marvin & whizzer, laughing in the background]
[marvin & whizzer]
life is really quite ridiculous
[mendel]
where’s my [?]
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