willie nelson - half a heart lyrics
all my days
i live with my disgrace
i? m afraid to show my face
or at least take off my underwear
see i was born
like a half way neutered pet
i don? t have a matching set
it? s a part of me
that just aint there
please, don? t stare
well i? m a gambling man with out two dice
i? m like uncle ben with only one grain of rice
oh to have two testis would be so nice
but i? m half a man
yeah, i? m half a man
wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
i can? t find a cup that fits
and at baseball games i feel so dumb
when i hear? ball one?
oh, my god
how could you have been so cruel
to give me one family jewel
and the one that? s there must feel so sad
he? s a lonely man
well i? m a marathon runner with just one leg
i? m a fallopian tube with just one egg
oh, i want another testi
do i have to beg?
i? m half a man
well i? m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
and i? m a siskel and an ebert with just one thumb
and i? m a yo ho ho with no bottle of rum
i? m just half a man
yeah, i? m half a man
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