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witty - bath salt lyrics

i’m talking three blind mice, three fat dyk-s
i take my heart out of my body just to chisel the ice
i’m a ghost to you, b-tch, so i’ll be on life
call my grandma a c-nt, see, i be all nice
you be on the right
f-ck mark and f-ck my life
we should see how many faces i can f-ck in a night
now i’m starving to fight, so if you can think i’m starving, you’re right
see, now i’m starving to get my d-ck into her guard-it with life
i don’t give a f-ck what you think
i beat the p-ssy up till that sh-t is purple and stink
kids think that when i spit, i’m so dirty and mean
well, is it weird that sometimes when i spit i cream
all over my whitey tightys and my levi jeans?
or that i didn’t grow a p-b- until i turned 18?
now my spleen has turned green, what the f-ck does this mean?
now i’m watching spongebob while she’s flicking her bean
i mean

mark, mark! what the f-ck?!
snap the f-ck out of it!
what the f-ck is wrong with you?!

i took a teste out just so i could slingshot it
my d-ck’s soaked in vomit, and these girls still want it
one day i overdosed on midol to stop my flow
it didn’t work, now all greens are sold out, sorry hoes
f-ck rapping these words
i’ll create my own language, like
gee bit yoy bit loy bik alang dik
mak mak aluku, bak bak ulang dik
i just made you listen to a rap where i ain’t saying sh-t
flow like goldilocks, d-ck the size of dopey
grandma, when i left, i f-cking did the hokey pokey
just because we’re blood doesn’t mean you f-cking know me
if i see you again, i’mma scream, “f-cking blow me!”
’cause you are below me, and below that, and below that
i’ll cut your branch off my family tree and never look back
b-lls so big, my pants can’t fit the b-llsack
if that’s not balling, what the f-ck should we call that?

mark,what the f-ck is wrong with you?
mark, mark!

i asked old mother hubbard what the f-ck was in her cupboard
it’s a whole bag of weed, and a big box of rubbers
this dude be like, “bro, homie, we are not brothers!”
call me a motherf-cker ’cause i probably f-cked your mother
my d-ck is in a bag of balogna for all these phonies
that won’t stay off my meat and keep acting like they know me
dreams of freddy kruger, nightmares of pink ponies
i fill a dumb line with a balling like kobe
ate a guy’s face off, changed my name to raekwon
jumped out of a plane while i was strapped to a napalm
watch a zombie eat my leg and still i f-cking stay calm
strapped myself to the ferris wheel so i could stay on
i walked into panera, stuck my d-ck in the soup
they said, “what the f-ck are you doing?” i said, “i’m making beef stew!”
kids, this is what happens when you don’t go to school
and you sit in the back of cl-ss writing raps, eating glue, dude

mark, mark!
snap the f-ck out of it!
what the f-ck is wrong with you?

i stuck my b-tt cheeks in a blender to see how long
i could last with the pain while i was writing this song
i lasted about two minutes and everything went wrong
now all i got is one b-tt cheek and a half-done song
thong, bong, pong, i’ll battle king kong’s dong on
with a purple d-ld- and a robot as god
i’m not crazy, man, i just say the sh-t that you wouldn’t
well, now i suck? motherf-cker, i’m doing sh-t that you couldn’t!
let me down this hundred proof and try to still walk straight
i ripped off my license plate and drove down the interstate
i’m just going for a nice drive, mooning as i drive by
but i still only got one b-tt cheek so they be wide-eyed
girls wanna try i but most of y’all are f-cking hoes
but they’re the ones that like the lines like this, well, what do you know?
turn a berry manelo, eat a sandwich filled with mold
tell them that i’m never f-cking stopping till i’m dead and cold

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