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wizard doom - 107.1 skit 2 lyrics

[skit: ingrex, dj chris & spokesperson]
you’re stuck in the galaxy, hahaha, welcome back to 107.1 the void
we have some breaking news from the gammalon, 20 members from wizard doom’s fleet have been captured. and, as you just heard in the last song, it seems that wiz is planning on a full retaliation. in other news, it seems that the album is being made as we listen to it. pretty impressive am i right? haha. on another note, my co+host chris has since calmed down from his outburst a few light years back

it wasn’t that bad, i’m just speaking the truth. and the people need to know the tru+

uh, s+uh+uh+sorry+sorry chris, um, it+it seems, you’re, uh, cutting out… again

we’re in the same room, ingrex…

well, um, in other news, a bounty has been placed on wiz’s head for… holy sh+t! 200 million woolongs! f+ck. i might have to go back to my days as a bounty hunter and um… nevermind that. all jokes, all the time. hahaha. an+anyways, uh, we will return to galactic bebop… after this commercial break

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