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wocket launcher - john backflip vs. william frontflip lyrics

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have you ever had a dream of a giant scorpion with eggs for knees?
i haven’t but i have a feeling that that would be quite an awesome dream

i’ve been standing in my kitchen for forty+five minutes
but no matter what i find
it always comes back to tortilla chips
f+cking tortilla chips
why must it always be them?
(they always cut my mouth)

water is a thirst quencher that helps you when you’re thirsty
and sometimes the saltiness of tortilla chips goes hard with water

someone i used to know thinks it’s odd that i drink water when i have something sweet
i’m not a health person or anything, i just feel likе it makes my throat hurt less

one timе i went to a whataburger and i got a bacterial infection from sweet tea
now i will only get tea if it’s the fuze raspberry one, but i can’t find it often

sometimes lava lamp bulbs go out and then you replace the bulb
the bulb heats up and makes the lava lamp do that lamp+y thing
if it’s on for a prolonged period of time it can cause damage
i don’t recommend leaving it on for more than eight+ish hours

one time i left a lava lamp on for a week straight when i was eight or nine, and that sh+t exploded
don’t you heffle me, this ain’t greg or rodrick
and you better not talk sh+t unless that diper’s loded
retail therapy got me f+cked up
trying to finance my eleventh guitar from zzounds
show me the way to the bathroom because i just had four gatorlytes and it’s gonna drown

descend to the bottom floor of the mall and then ask your friends to throw food from the food court
don’t ask me if i’m a man or a mouse, because the real question’s what do you want from ihop?
charlie, if you wanted chips, you should have gotten some from the hamburger shop

i’m not made of bees, i’m not made of cheese
but i know how to make a crème brûlée with ease
it’s times like these when i try to remember what my grandfather said:
“don’t run for a bus, especially one that’s up a ninety degree angle.”

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