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wolfgang wild - disfunction lyrics

pull up to the addy
the patio lookin trashy
still the function is bumpin
and i ain’t come here for nothin
i step in go say my h+llos
some dude start talkin bout crypto
i nod my head like i get
but honestly i don’t get it
then he spoke about tokens
i’m like ok i don’t know sh+t
don’t even know who be hostin
my friends on snapchat be postin
where the f+ck they at, they were my ride for the night?
now some girl starts talkin to me askin me bout my height
5’11, my height is 5’11
i’m tryna keep it real and be honest with first imprеssions
that’s the whole truth, girl, that is my confession
shе said if i was taller she’d let me grab on her melons
then she’s gone in a blink
i’m like d+mn that really stinks
looks like my chances extinct
i gotta grab me a drink
but then i see my ex girlfriend hangin out next to the sink
well, not going near there
now that place is off limits
not steppin foot in the kitchen
but i still wanna be sippin
and lower my inhibitions
then i bump into this dude
and he starts flippin and trippin
he spilled his drink on his fit
and now he two types of drippin
prayin he don’t get to hittin
i wish his fists were some mittens
so then i dip and start sprintin
i’m in no fightin condition
i end up in the back
it seems i fled the attack
i see the table is packed
cuz they spread out all the snacks
hope no one saw me retreat
so now i’m just tryna eat
a treat is just what i need
i take a break take a seat
skip ahead i’m back inside i see my friends who made me wait
they exclaimin, explainin the ladies gotta meet jake
i’m like i appreciate
but man i must go escape
because whoever made the playlist playin way too much drake
he says the night is still young
he says bro just have some fun
i’m like the party was done
the moment that it begun
i realize everyone’s quiet
entire party gone silent
i feel my heartbeat, i’m dyin
people are starin, i’m frightened
so then i do somethin crazy so people don’t see my panic
i just start rappin and snappin, my bars are slappin, they’re clappin
the flow keeps going no slowing
i feel so high like i’m floating
might touch the sky like a boeing
their glowing smiles are showing
and now i’m all out of breath
i went and rapped a whole set
i guess this night was the best
i don’t know why i was stressed
turns out the girl from earlier was super h+lla impressed
she said despite my height, she might invite me to touch her br++sts
yes! yknow i actually knew this was gonna be a dope function

- wolfgang wild lyrics

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