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wolfgang wild - pinhole meatus lyrics

[verse 1]
when i was 11 i had surgery on my p+n+s, that’s the realest
urethra decreasing, and causin’ a scene when i’m peein’, it was leakin’
yeah, that’s the real thing bro
the hole started shrinking, but why?
how could i know? i didn’t know!
out of control i got pee on the flo’
drippin’ the p+ss, it was all on my toes
oh you think it’s a joke??
think that i’m making a show of it?
b+tch i’m just honest, my past, i be ownin’ it
tellin’ my story bout meatal stenosis
it was my secret, but now i’m exposin’ it
somewhere some hot dog has bits of my bone in it
make it look larger by constantly mowin’ it
i swear to p+n+s my d+ck had no hole in it
[chorus]
lil boy peen no hole (forrеal)
g sh+t only ‘leven years old (too young)
don’t trip boy chaun still gold (cha+ching)
diffеrent drip boy golden flow
no p+ss
every toilet bowl he missed (that’s gross)
chopped the top now he top of the list
now he grown and he’s flexin his wrist
now that p+n+s acquainting yo b+tch

[verse 2]
the surgeons they findin’ the issue, they grabbin’ it
soon with the scalpel they boutta be stabbin’ it
goin down easy, no way, i was battlin’
strapped to the table, there’s no goin back on it
knocked me out with that laughing gas
but i ain’t laughin’, b+tch
tried takin’ the oxygen mask off my face
they weren’t havin’ it
i wanted to tell them to stop and wait
before they operate
but i’m far too late
then my eyes roll back and i start to faint
that’s the part i hate
i’m out cold
[bridge]
now i’m outta commission
now they make the incisions
they up on my p+ck+r, no pigeons
when i wake up i’ll be livid
i’m not against circumcision
i’m not against any religions
but honestly some of you b+tches
need to work on your precision
you might switch up my disposition
injured d+ck, with invincible spirit
it could fit in a ripley’s exhibit
i’ll be losin’ my queens like i’m britain

[verse 3]
tell the population bout my operation
tryna get a grammy nomination
educatin’ generations bout the p+n+s
i was feelin’ heat, but now i’m back like i’m a phoenix
soon ima be fillin’ up arenas
once i was a little boy afraid of anesthesia
now i’m spraying seed up on the ladies making them look like some chia pets
ima need a breath
i’m the f+ckin reason that kleenex stands
as the leading brand of tissues and
no one tryna touch it so i use my hand
wait pause
sure i know my tip been flawed
it ain’t my fault, it’s just nature’s cause and effect
i’ll still be a boss in the bed
if she don’t want d+ck, i can toss salad
californian b+tch, that’s pacific rim
switch my d+ck with a prosthetic limb
childhood my life was good it didn’t even matter that my sh+t looked like a pencil with a broken tip
i been prayin’ hands up knees down
to the f+ckin’ surgeon that made sure his f+ckin’ hand didn’t slip
from that day forward
i knew that i was honored
to be blessed with sick flows
that get the panties lowered
and i stand ten toes on any block and know i
can’t be touched by n0body with no mortal man b+n+r
bitten off cheeto with the gruesome flow
all the coolest hoes from all across the globe
say it look like dan devito underneath the clothes
a reminder to my opps that imma beat the foes

if i had a dollar
for all of the blatant hollas
that i got all up on tinder
from all the fathers daughters
i’d buy ten raris and maybe even cover
all the bills that i got from the hospital, b+tch

[chorus]
lil boy peen no hole
g sh+t only ‘leven years old
don’t trip boy chaun still gold
different drip boy golden flow
no p+ss
every toilet bowl he missed
chopped the top now he top of the list
now he grown and he’s flexin his wrist
now that p+n+s aquatinting yo b+tch

- wolfgang wild lyrics

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