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worldcorp enterprises - ​midlife crisis lyrics

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[intro]
i f-cking hate my wife man

[verse 1]
drive round with some bodies in my pickup truck
frankly i’m sick of acting like i give a f-ck
pull up to my house if you wanna try your luck
pills on me lowering the chance of me getting up
i’ll be dead before they try to bust a cap in us
frankly i’m hanging from the ceiling cause i’ve had enough
i’m just tryna make that noose tighten up

[verse 2]
to be honest i don’t even care
if she gets pregnant throw my wife down the stairs
drink a whole lot and sell all my shares
drive of a cliff do an 80° through the air
look in the mirror and i stop and i stare
lately i’ve been losing a lot of hair
i’m just saying that you should be prepared
to find me swinging on a rope above a chair, like
or on the floor of my lair
with a bottle of guinness and some xanax in my hand
cause i’m trying to reduce my life span
h-ll no i don’t need a f-cking hypeman
cause it’s no longer fun to be a white man
put a bullet in my kids and my wife

[verse 3]
i’m just talking bout’ a midlife crisis
might go overseas to join isis
or send a bullet flying through my iris
or smoke ’til i’m coughing like i’ve got bronchitis
i won’t stop ’til my body is lifeless
until then i’m gonna be playing with my privates
download p-rn ’til i get a virus
and i have to format all of my devices
shady websites make my d-ck go up like the climate
watching these kids struggle for help is priceless

recently i’ve been feeling like

i wanna k!ll every other race on this planet
that’s white power (white power) can’t you understand it
god hates f-gs and all -ss bandits
that’s a result of all these bad habits
shoot up a mall and cause a panic
plant some bombs in some public transit
just to scare everyone who’s hispanic
get out of my country if you’re spanish
anyone who isn’t white should be banished

one

[verse 4]
recede like my hairline into my bas-m-nt
i hate my wife, want to find a replacement
i wanna throw myself right on to the pavement
won’t offer an explanation
just know that my motivation
is that i was starting to get impatient
sick of taking my kids on vacation
cause i can’t stand that whole generation
i hate ______ that’s an understatement
no longer care about my reputation, one

[outro]
listen, by now i should be loud and, loud and clear that
i feel like a f-cking sh-tsmear. i’ve been putting my d-ck in a f-cking pringles can for the past like three years because my wife won’t let me f-cking anywhere near her anymore. i don’t-i don’t leave my bas-m-nt very often, i’ve been outside like in the past month like, not even for a minute. i don’t-i don’t remember what my-the outside of my house looks like at this point, y’know?



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