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worm quartet - my job gave me a poncho (featuring brian graupner) lyrics

my job gave me a poncho
my job gave me a poncho
a thoughtful token of esteem come straight from our head honcho
my job gave me a poncho
a corporate+branded poncho
what a great way for a company to tell you that they wantcho

it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a godd+mned eco+friendly poncho!
it’s water+resistant and it snaps at the neck!
it’s got a roomy hood and its stylin’ as heck!

i work twelve hours every day
and sacrifice enjoyment
i don’t get paid for overtime
it’s salaried employment
but they promised they’d reward me
for serving them so good
and what says “thank you” better
than a trash bag with a hood?

it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a one+size+fits+most+adults poncho!
it comes in a sporty bag that’s mesh like a net!
made of eva fabric to protect me from wet!

what did i do to deserve a garment so divine?
such еxquisite finery i can’t beliеve it’s mine
the logo of my company emblazoned on the right
but still close to my heart as i slave on into the night
wrap it around me when the cold winds start to blow
just like a big warm hug straight from our ceo
i thought maybe i’d just get y’know a pay raise or whatever
but money comes and money goes + ponchos are forever!

i cancelled my vacation to
meet arbitrary end dates
i sat through every training vid
read every company mandate
i signed away my patent rights
for every innovation
but now i’m moderately shielded
from light precipitation

with my poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a compact unis+x poncho!
with this rain+resistant thank you note draped over me
i look like those things from journey on the playstation 3!

but it’s a poncho! it’s a poncho! it’s a bulk+purchased corporate branded poncho!
though it’s not health insurance or a 401k
i’ve got “recipient of poncho” on my resume!

- worm quartet lyrics

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