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wyguy & capn pandza - bruised colon (demo) lyrics

[intro: capn pandza, wyguy & both]
bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh
bruh, bruh (nuts)
bruh, bruh (nuts)
bruised colon
bi—

something, something
that’s g+y as f+ck

[verse 1: capn pandza]
sister’s got a c+ck
she put it in the dog
mom thinks that you are hot
but really, you are not
looking pretty g+y
gonna put a d+ck in your ”a”
but, really, what’s gonna happen is
you’re gonna get a d+ck up your colon

[verse 2: wyguy]
got a bruised colon
got it when we went bowlin’
got that ball thrown in my face
a bowling ball, i’m not g+y
your mom just died
it’s okay ’cause she’s a guy
that’s right, he was not your mum
you ain’t even her son
adil akbar and osama bin laden
they’ve been chillin’ on the couch, and his b+tt he was pattin’
they did 9/11
back in 2011
crashed the plane into the buildin’
k!lling millions of children
there’s not even that many people in the twin towers
gonna say, “baby,” just like austin powers

[outro: capn pandza]
you better have advil, bro
’cause you’ll have a wider assh0l+, fo sho
when i’m done with you, you’ll be bruised
same goes for your sister too
b+tch

- wyguy capn pandza lyrics

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