weird al yankovic – 1985 food medley – 11 – avocado lyrics

[parody of “desperado” by the eagles]
avocado,
what makes you think you’re so holy?
you’re gonna be guacamole before too long.

oh, you’re a green one,
you know that you’re out of season.
you’d better let somebody eat you,
let somebody eat you.
ya better let somebody eat you
before it’s too late.