weird al yankovic – cavity search (parody of “hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me” by u2) lyrics
listenin’ to the muzak
hearin’ people scream
sittin’ in the waiting room
readin’ cr-ppy magazines
with a toothache
this is it, pal
root c-n-l
my molars are impacted
i’m gettin’ gum disease
i’m gonna need some fillings
got twelve cavities
can you help me?
have mercy
doctor, please
my teeth are a fright
got a huge overbite
numb me, drill me
floss me, bill me
you jab at my nerve endings
it’s driving me insane
just give me nitrous oxide
shoot me up with novocaine
help me out here
’cause i’m in severe pain
please stop for a bit
now let me rinse and spit
numb me, drill me
floss me, bill me
you validate my parking
i think that i’m okay
but you make one more appointment for
a week from sat-rday
’cause you came upon
a little problem on my x-ray
it’s getting absurd
well, i hope i’m insured, now
numb me, drill me
floss me, bill me
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