weird al yankovic – don’t touch that lyrics
eew! don’t touch that!
[regular voice]
oooh! don’t touch that
you don’t know where it’s been
don’t touch wet paint
don’t touch that dial
[old man]
a rotten egg? yecch, don’t touch that!
never touch yellow snow
not even with a ten-foot pole
[droopy]
never touch food that glows
or doctor demento
yes, don’t touch that!
[bullwinkle]
hey, watch me pull
a rabbit from my hat
wait, that’s not a rabbit
oooh! don’t touch that
[bill cosby]
when you find lumps in your puddin’ pops
don’t touch ’em, they’re not cool
[?]
don’t stick your finger in the ear
of a fat chick at school
[goofy]
gawrsh, never touch anything
that’s dragged in by the cat
[kid voice]
greasy grimy gopher guts
eeew, don’t touch that!
[cheech]
hey man, don’t touch my ol’ lady!
[swishy voice]
you can lookee, but no touchee!
[s-xy woman]
oooh! don’t touch me there!
[?]
don’t touch milk if it’s crunchy
[old lady]
never sit on a wet seat
[?]
don’t touch it (like) that woman in heat
[french accent]
aaah, (speaking french)
get away from my weed whackers!
don’t touch that!
[fussy voice]
never touch a tissue
that’s rolled up in a ball
[eddie murphy]
never touch the gummy gums
of -rs-nio hall
[apu]
welcome to 7-eleven
don’t touch the slurpee machine
[ernest]
hey, i wouldn’t touch that pit bull
that’s foamin’ at the mouth
know what i mean?
[group]
never touch the wart
on aunt martha’s chin
never touch what’s on you
when you sneeze in the wind
ah-choo!
[dracula]
good evening
don’t touch the blood
from a vampire bat
[hysterical giggling]
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
don’t touch that!
[rapper]
don’t play catch
with a scuzzball
don’t pick bugs
from your windshield
don’t touch a slug
or a hairball
[group]
oooh! don’t touch that
[reagan]
uh, well, i wouldn’t touch it
if i could remember what it was for
[godfather]
last guy who touched this
he ain’t around no more
[w c fields]
ah yes, you haven’t had tequila
until you get the worm
[jewish]
i don’t think a worm is kosher
it’s schmutz!
don’t touch that
[group]
eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
oooh!
eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
yecch!
[valley girl]
oh my god that’s cowabunga dude!
don’t touch that!
[clint eastwood]
go ahead, make my day
touch that!
[pee wee herman]
uh oh! honk honk!
don’t touch that, ha ha ha (crash!)
[engineer]
okay, we’re ready for take ninety-nine in here
uh, don’t touch that b-tton please
[another voice]
hic! you mean this b-tton here?
[engineer]
yeah, that big red b-tton…don’t touch that!
[voice]
what happens if, hic! i touch this b-tton here?
[engineer]
no! not that b-tton! please! don’t touch that!
[giant explosion]
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