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xhris2eazy - masterchef lyrics

[intro]
don’t worry ’bout what the f+ck they be doin’
it’s [?] life b+tch
had to stop for a smoke cause i need me a domer
they should put me on the yankees, i’m the bronx bomber
we been goin’ major league [?]
mask up on my face, it got me lookin’ like [?]
some days i be buggin,’ i swear i just miss my grandma
grandma shootin’ up, mt mom told me don’t follow after
courtyard just gave me a million dollars

[verse]
i’m doin’ my thangy thang, [?]
i’m doin’ my [?] got me itchin’
[?] normal sh+t make me feel icky
i be rockin’ chrome hearts, i don’t rock no d+ckies
i been rollin’ missiles, now my hands are feelin’ sticky
i can’t trust a hoe, i know this b+tch gon’ try to trick me
me and broski at the park like mordecai and rigby
it’s f+ck me, now its f+ck you, man i feel like 50
i just drank the whole pint, this sh+t got me p+ssin’
you ain’t ever f+ckin’ with me, let’s be realistic
sorry i ain’t hit you back, shawty, i was smokin’
coughin’ up a lung from these blunts that i be tokin’
like i hacked the game, everything i do is broken
like i had a cheat code, they gon’ try and patch it
on yo face i’m jumpin’ up and down just like a matress
[?] my crib that sh+t just like the house of madness
dozin’ off, i’m stuck to the floor like a magnet
bad b+tch, f+ck her in her jaw, then i go and pass it
f+ckin’ up my kidney, i been f+ckin’ up my bladder
i went to the surgeon and i left with pills after
that boy tried to steal some sauce, but it was a disaster
[?] b+tch i’m the master
shawty tellin’ me how she ’bout to get her master’s
stackin’ up the bodies, i think i could be a knacker
with a redneck b+tch, we ridin’ on a tractor
i’m a reptile, watch me turn pterodactyl
sharpening my knife, i think i’ma need an anvil
i been poppin’ percocets, nah i ain’t takin’ advil
snakes up in the grass, all that i hear is the rattle
i can’t do no dirt with you, i feel like you gon’ tattle
she won’t come to the crib, i took her to the castle
out at walmart tweakin,’ i feel like i’m frank hassle
sippin’ on this drank and i get dumb as f+ck like homer
had to stop for a smoke cause i need me a domer
they should put me on the yankees, i’m the bronx bomber
we been goin’ major league [?]
mask up on my face, it got me lookin’ like [?]
some days i be buggin,’ i swear i just miss my grandma
grandma shootin’ up, mt mom told me don’t follow after
take a breath and talk to god, talk to higher power
shawty smell so good, [?] be smellin’ like a flower
at times square with the homies, feel like rush hour
i got good hygienics, we be f+ckin’ in the shower
i would trade for some p+ssy, that’s that flower power

- xhris2eazy lyrics

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