xxxohshitlarrysdad - wonderful shitting time lyrics
when i fell asleep on christmas eve, i had the strangest dream
i was an ornament atop a tree entirely made of sh+t
it was my own, i was the angel
and i simply had a wonderful sh+tting time
wonderful sh+tting time
wonderful sh+tting time
i spoke to the bauble next to me, and he had this to say
“please sir, stop sh+tting, we’ll hit the ceiling and die”
and so i stopped, i was the angel
and i simply had a wonderful p+ssing time
wonderful p+ssing time
wonderful p+ssing time
i spoke to the angel next to me, and this is what he said
wait no, not angel, i’m the angel, what the f+ck?
i spoke to the tinsel next to me, and this is what it said
“stop what you’re doing and have diarrhoea right now
sharing is caring!”
okay!
we live in a toilet fart society
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