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yeagar - the real brown kitty | eminem cover/parody lyrics

[intro]
-ahem- may i have your attention please?
may i have your attention please?
will the real brown kitty please stand up?
i repeat, will the real brown kitty please stand up?
-sigh- we’re gonna have a problem here

[verse 1]
y’all act like you’ve never seen big tiddies before
jaws all on the floor like darkie just burst through the door and started shakin’ her -ss worse than before
i’m sick of discourse >< twerkin' all over your furniture it's the return of the "ah wait, no wait. you're kidding" "she didn't just draw what i think she did, did she?" and then darlinqq said nothing you idiots! darlinqq's dead! >:)
she’s locked in my bas-m-nt

feminist women love darkie <3 "chika, chika, chika, brown kitty" "i'm sick of her, look at her walkin' around" "grabbin' her you-know-what" "flippin' the you-know-who" (yeah but she's so cute though o///o) yeah, i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's goin' on on furryyoutube™ sometimes i wanna get on youtube and unfurl, but i can't but it's cool for onision for exploit girls? >_>

my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if i’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what happens when furries kiss
of course they’re gonna know what yiffing is by the time they hit fourth grade
they got e621, don’t they? ;)))
we ain’t nothin’ but mammals
well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

but if we can show “informative” nipple content there’s no reason that i can’t draw b-tts on the internet
but if you feel like i feel then you’d be sick of it
women whip out ya t-ts, sing the chorus and get lit

[chorus]
i’m the brown kitty, yes, i’m the real kitty
all you other brown kitties are just brown sh-tties
so won’t the real brown kitty please stand up
please stand up
please stand up
i’m the brown kitty, yes, i’m the real kitty
all you other brown kitties are just brown sh-tties
so won’t the real brown kitty please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

[verse 2]
i’m not a feminist but i can’t lie when i say i love women then i gotta convince y’all i’m not g-y (really)
you think i give a d-mn about fur affinity?
half of you furries can’t even stand me, let alone jerk it to me :^3
“but if she wasn’t fat, it wouldn’t be so weird”
why? so you can feel more accepted by your peers?
so you can sit me here next to those i fear ;;;;
sh-t
kittydog better switch me chairs
so i can sit next to jouga and kibblemeister
and hear ’em argue over which furry is feistier

he’s a cool guy, made darkie up in 3d
“i like her, but her hair took me 5 tries!”
i should download her character in maya 3d
make her do lewd things then claim that it wasn’t me

i’m sick of you tweening animators, all you do is annoy me
so i have been sent here to destroy you
and there’s a million of us just like me, who cuss like me who just don’t give a f-ck like me
who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me
it just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

- yeagar lyrics

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