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yelling at cats - my name is (twilight sparkle) lyrics

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hook [x4]:
hi, my name is (what?)
my name is (who?)
my name is (chicka chicka) twilight sparkle

to all the bronies that i’d like to mention, uh
never mind, just give me your attention
i’m a diligent hip-hopper straight from canterlot
i love to rap, the beat it gets me off

okay, i was once known as mctwilight
i came to a realization that the name wasn’t right
so i did a little magic, and i looked up some stats
and then i scribbled out the name and started yelling at cats

i read a couple books, including rapping for dummies
thought it was funny, so i decided to spend a little bit of money
bought a studio microphone just for this occasion
just for the record i’m not black — no really, i’m caucasian

it’s magic, i don’t have to explain sh-t
i’m just a young rapper with a hint of nerdy wit
celestia is the only pony that i’d like to appease
oh sh-t, gotta make a letter, spike, take a note please

[hook]

a lot of people tell me “kyle, what were you thinking?”
it’s not my fault when i write lyrics i start drinking
the room starts spinning, and i write some sh-t
then i produce, upload, and people listen to it

but wait twilight, aren’t you a student as well?
yes, i’m schooled in the field of rap, as well, h-ll
i bet i could make an album or two
release it on bandcamp, eqd; and sell it too!

mad cause i saved the world by being a witch and i
used my magic and made nightmare moon my b-tch
the elements of harmony includes me and my friends
chock this song up with verses that offends

the general public, and all of the fandom
f-ck off, i have an excuse, i’m random
okay maybe not, but look (look what i learned from my books, it’s called a ‘hook’!)

[hook]

who said that the geeks can’t be freaks
who said that nerds always have to be meek and weak like
look at fluttershy, yeah, she’s cute and shy
well f-ck it’s her name, it’s kinda obvious that i

overlooked it, just disregard it, never mind
wait, what do you mean i’m falling behind?
am i falling behind on the beat, wait, what?
oh, i’m not falling that behind? just somewhat? anyway

call me sparkle cause i sparkle in the day
wait no, that isn’t really what i meant to say! uh
i keep my flow i call it ‘superfluidity’
yes it is a word, no don’t call it stupidity!

and what the h-ll, you’re shipping me with f-ggot trixie?
you mind as well call me a lesbian or “twixie”
i’m not a filly fouler, i’m as straight as a line
well, except when i was with pinkie that one time

[hook]

oh god, marshall mathers please don’t sue me

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