yer mom - alcoholic heaven lyrics
beverage dispensers everywhere serve magic pints of ice
cold beeron silver trays with buffalo wings so don’t you
worry about a god d-mn thing
there ain’t no god d-mn better place to go
then sip your drink at the punk rock show
at barbecues we’re hanging out
it’s paradise without a doubt
in alcoholic heaven, lots of bros & lots of booze
alcoholic heaven, with sl-tty girls & salty
alcoholic heaven, because everyday is a friday night
alcoholic heaven, the beer here it ain’t ever light
there’s nowhere else i’d rather be
then with beer tap free cigarette machines
d.u.i. s here just don’t count
my full time job is to blackout
alcoholic heaven, waking up with a stiff c-cktail
alcoholic heaven, i p-ss my pants but no one cares
alcoholic heaven, no my girlfriend she don’t complain
alcoholic heaven, with pool darts & foosball games
my endless bar tab is always paid, martini gl-sses custom
made
hey don’t you know that c-ke is it, cause rum & pepsi
tastes like sh-t
man i play foosball i don’t spin, clean from the goalie
two points i win
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