young kane – the sad story of stickman lyrics
[verse]
story starts, stickman just turned 24
all he got is some liquor and some dirty wh0r-s
for his job, he’s gotta mop the bathroom floor
he can’t buy no weed, ’cause he is way too poor
one day, this girl sam is who he met
she said, “wanna toke,” and you know all he said is bet
stickman rolled up to her house and got her p-ssy wet
she was just his type, she smoked weed and she was brunette
he just didn’t wanna let her know about his debt
yeah, she was the finest dimer that he ever met
but one day she asked stickman to buy her a baguette
took one look inside his wallet and then came to sweat
he said, “babe, i don’t got no money”
she just turned around and looked at him funny
she just said, “i am leaving you hunny”
stickman’s eyes turned up and his nose got runny
he cried and cried, inside the bathroom stall
then he went home and drank up all his alcohol
it was that spicy cinnamon fireball
he got angry, then he punch a hole in the wall
he got depressed for another year
every day, just drinking up that beer
once in a while, he drinks that everclear
hoping one day that sam would appear
but, one day he went to an audition
he got hired to a new job position
it was in a band, and he was a musician
but, beer was still his only nutrition
stickman’s life was just going just fine
drinking all that fireball and all that wine
wearing that new watch he bought from calvin klein
doing all the drugs and all them cocaine lines
then, stickman met this b-tch named beth
before stickman shows, they would smoke that meth
you know when that meth is in their lungs, they hold their breath
but then stickman’s job was gone, he was replaced by seth
seth took stickman’s job fair and square
he played better at guitar and had nice hair
stickman’s sk!lls and looks could not compare
then, beth hooked up with seth and they had an affair
stickman used to think that he was the king
but, now he lost his job, b-tch, and everything
and the worst part was, he bought beth a diamond ring
so he went back home and smoked a two-liter ding
after taking that ding, he just cried
beth said she loved him, but she lied
stickman wished he would just die
he was depressed, contemplating suicide
death was at the door, he was knockin’
stickman went outside and it was cold and foggin’
then he grabbed his pistol, put it to his noggin
when he pulled that trigga’, his body went floppin’
[outro]
yeah, that was the depressing story of stickman
the man who never lived out his full life span
the man who took many dings and many xans
he died like world war two, in j-pan
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