young mc - principal's office lyrics
now normally if i can help it
i don’t spend a lot of time in a princ-p-l’s office
(ring!!!) what!? 9’o clock!!!
now as i get to school
i hear the late bell ringing
running through the hall
i hear the glee club singing
get to the office
i can hardly speak
’cause it’s the third late p-ss that i go this week
so to my first cl-ss i run and don’t walk
all i hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk
and when i get to the room
i hear the teacher say,
“mr. young, i’m happy that you could join us today.”
i try to sit down so i can take some notes
but i can’t read what the kid next to me wrote
and if that wasn’t enought to make my morning complete
as i try to get up i find this gum on my seat
and with the seat stuck to me,
i raise my hand and say,
“excuse me, but can i go to the bathroom, ma’am?”
the teacher got upset and she screamed out “no”
it’s off to the princ-p-l’s office you go
12’o clock comes with m-ss hysteria
everybody rushes down to the cafeteria
picked up my tray to have thursday’s lunch
and when i tried the applesauce
i heard it crunch
i’m running up the stairs with a front tooth broken
the nurse just laughs and says,
“you must be joking.”
i look up at her with a smile on my face
no joke ’cause my front tooth is out of place
so i walk to school with ice on my lip
a nurse’s late p-ss like a gun on my hip
my books are real heavy
i walk and i’m dragging
ain’t no school lunch next week,
i’m brown-bagging it
forget cl-ss
i’ma shoot some ball
with a late p-ss i’ve got no trouble at all
but then the nurse walks up and says,
“what do ya know?
it’s off to the princ-p-l’s office you go”
recess
p-ssing notes is my favorite pastime
i can’t wait to find a girl to p-ss mine to
to express my feelings
give me a week
me and the girl will be dealin
now one young lady was looking at me
i said,
“hi, my name is marvin, known as young mc.”
but then the bell rang and the teacher came in
and that’s when the game of p-ssing notes will begin
i wrote the first note and told her she was fine
and i hope that the two of us could spend some time
she wrote me back and told me you’re fine, too
i’d love to go on a date and spend some time with you
so i sat there reeling and looking at the ceiling
words can’t express the way that i was feeling
then i thought to myself,
the sure way to get her is to write another note
oh, yes, a love letter
when i finished the note it was ready to p-ss
the teacher took it
and read it right in front of the cl-ss
she read it word by workd and line by line
and everybody who was laughing was a friend of mine
even my girl was laughing
it was too late
no need to write another note
’cause there would be no date
the teacher looked at me and i said,
“i know, it’s off to the princ-p-l’s office i go”
yo, you think this bad?
wait till i get my report card
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