young sqwiggles - rustle my jimmies lyrics
(intro)
yo
it’s young sqwiggles on the beat b-tch
back again
the legend is back
last night, i went to bed and oh boy
do i got a story for you all
alright
here we go
get ready
here we go
alright
alright
(verse 1)
i p-ssed myself last night
i had to change my pants, cause there was pee
it spreaded to the bed sheets
what the f-ck man
i peed my sh-t
i had to take the pants off the b-tch!
the f-ck
my pants are dirty
i put em’ in the laundry
without my pants, i’m just not me
i felt empty inside
so i walked to the store
(chorus)
without any pants on
the police stopped me
i felt threatening
so i got my glock an papablablablab!
the police were dead
i took the car and shed
cause i’m a dog
yep!
(verse 2)
anyway
i was on my way, to the store
i had no pants on i was poor
except i wasn’t cause i had this cop car!
there was a lot of money in there
i took their wallets
left them for dead on the streets because they had pants unlike me
i couldn’t take their pants
that would be -ssault
no one would do that
why would you do that?
anyway
on to the way to the store
it was kmart i was poor
already said that before but it’s okay because i got 2 more wallets
i walked in the store
everyone started to scream at me!
i looked pretty threatening
without my pants on i was
(chorus)
schl-ng
my d-ck was small
but it was okay cause i went to theeeee
isle with the pants
i got some pants
they really tried to kick me out
i’m like b-tch what you mean?
i popped my glock and and bababababab!
(verse 3)
everyone in the store was dead!
i walked out the store, without my head
i was in a lot of shame
i couldn’t get the pants their anyway
their was no one at the register
because i f-cking k!lled them
so i went back in the cop car right
back on the way off of i-97
that’s a fake road
i was going to walmart
cause i heard they had pants there
so i was on my way with my 250 million wallets
had about a million in there
no one was in the cop car cause i dumped the bodies out, like a couple miles ago
i walked into walmart
they asked “what are you doing?”
i said i’m getting new pants
they said “where the f-ck is your underwear”
(chorus)
i said i left it at home
i peed myself in the bed
they said
d-mn!
so
they let me into the grocery isle
i told em pants ain’t here they said “right”
they lead to me the other isle
then i got pants
(verse 4)
but they didn’t fit me
man
they didn’t fit me
i got home, the pant’s didn’t fit
young sqwiggles out (drops mic)
(outro)
(knocking)
(door opening)
(struggling)
no police in here!
you didn’t here anything!
get out!
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