young whippersnapper - alt-right lyrics
[verse 1]
alright alright alright, you’ve got it figured out now
(at least according to the stuff that’s coming out your mouth)
but you’d better learn to talk right, “ow-now-brown-cow”
better learn to act right, character is stock now
in my childhood, mom instrumental
now i rap eloquently on a bomb instrumental
take a sip of cold c0ke, make a bomb with some mentos
“man, cale’s so smart we should call him mr. mental”
whip so letterman, ya’ll are more leno
y’all drive it like you stole it, i drive it like a rental
i drive it like a callaway, tailor-made, it all
makes sense that you’re salty ’cause this sh-t is elemental
married to the game, daddy kane is my old man
spit it so fluid i could sell it in a cold can
if you wanna slow it down, buddy, we can slow dance
if you need a walkthrough, buddy, we can hold hands
me and kanye got a little bromance, got a little thing goin’
i write rhymes for him, he can put ’em in a song
maybe go and show chance
pay me back with some hand-me-down old pants
i be rocking ysl for life
it’s yves st laurent and i spelled it right
and my b-tt looks good, and i can tell you like it
i just can’t imagine what you’re gonna tell your wife
i’m an illinois kid, not chi like oprah
try the soybean capital, fry like okra!
east, west, north, south, go and cry me a river then
i’mma look at rap capitals and try to belittle them
oddman, out it what you’re trying to figure him
go and name a couple vocabs tying or bigger than
flow like a spicket, game trying to picket him
and i set a lot of goals, now i’m trying to kick it
can i, please? sugar on top
flow so sweet and the sugar won’t stop
homeboys begging and pleading and i’m saying
no to ’em, needing a reason
they say i’m so cold, freezing in sweden
they say i’m adam and eve-in’ in eden
they say he bad, he in season, believe him
they say he’s adamant, he isn’t leaving, and so
[verse 2]
can i get a little something for the trouble?
i really need a got-dang brain doppelganger, not a body double
’cause my motherf-cking mind is muddled
i don’t have a single reason or a rhyme, only grime and rubble
and so i’m kind of troubled
maybe it would have been averted if we didn’t spend all of our time online in bubbles
but when i hear that f-cking line it hurts
is your town of seven hundred in nebraska really so diverse?
turn it up if you ain’t hearing this
somewhere along the way we overlooked his inexperience
i know he really got us with the xenophobia but i prefer a president who doesn’t cringe at periods
and mike pence–why’d it have to be
the man who’d prolly kick me and my friend out of an applebee’s
how the trump administration is abhorred by over half the nation leaves us in a state that’s pre-emanc-p-tion
and that motherf-cking man steve bannon
is so f-cking dangerous the senate wouldn’t ban him
i don’t see a single upside, kid
maybe trump can build his wall with the myriad of f-cks i give
facts matter, as a matter of fact
all the hyperbolic lies–man, i’ve had it with that
and i’m still a little bitter that the data was whack
like the dnc is really f-cking mad it was hacked
and now the whole world really f-cking mad it was hacked
i could give a f-ck less about a donna brazile
i don’t really want a candidate who’s honest and real
i would rather have a president obama can feel
and now the nsa is looking through your monitor, feel?
and sending russia nice pics of your mom in a teal nightgown
imagine that, putin prolly whacking that authoritarian joystick to the pic right now
but f-ck it, i’m the sh-t right now
anybody disagree is free the sit right down
if you wanna go, buddy, we can get right down to it
i spit real sh-t, what you spit is a brown fluid
let me say it now, case i don’t get around to it
or maybe i should let encyclopedia brown do it
you’re a f-cking joke, and a bad one
i would say that you’re a big d-ck, but i know that you don’t have one
i wanna see you point out yemen on a map
and if you think that this is bad i’ll put some women on a track
if you feel me, sing along, we’ll endure all night
if you think that i’m wrong, i prefer alt-right
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