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your favorite martian - booty store lyrics

booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(b-tt cheeks)
booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(make that -ss clap)

girl, you got cl-ss and you’re lookin’ so fine
but you need a better -ss as i follow behind
you gotta go to wal-mart and get a new get-up
or you can pay us
we’ll make your booty look better
’cause this store sells brand new -sses
from the manufacturer straight to the m-sses
so if your booty’s flat, we’ll take it back
and give you a new -ss, and you’ll make it clap like

double ds in the front and the back
you’ll redefine what it means to have a f-nny pack
and everybody will stare and they’ll gawk astounded
we’ll give you an -ss so big, you gotta walk around it
you can have knowledge, self-esteem, and cl-ss
but who needs all that when you gotta nice -ss?

girl, you need a new set of b-tt cheeks and i think we can help you out
we’ve got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt
you could improve your personality but who the h-ll wants that
when you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new -ss

everybody say

booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(b-tt cheeks)
booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(make that -ss clap)

come on, ladies. come on down
we’ve got some -sses on clearance
you buy two b-tt cheeks, you get the third one free. ha ha
we’ve got a store full of inventory
hook you up with a new b-tt, end of story
we’ve got “my humps.” we got “badunkadunk.”
we’ve got “bootylicious” and “junk in the trunk.”
the type of b-tt that rappers sing of
and if you’re ol’ school, we got the “pumps and a b-mp.’
we’ve got miles of booty
warehouse of booty
white girl booty that’s cute and snooty
we’ve got the -ss of kardashian
we’ve got the jennifer lopez if that’s your plan
we’ve got the shakira, the beyonce
we’ve got the matthew mcconaughey
…wait what?
our booty selection is second to none
we’ll even give an asian a respectable b-tt
you can have knowledge, self-esteem, and cl-ss
but who needs all that when you gotta nice -ss?

everybody say

booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(b-tt cheeks)
booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(make that -ss clap)

come on, ladies
i can sell you a b-tt that’ll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos
doesn’t every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?
girl, we’ll take your booty and make it so when you shake it
everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked
we’ve got an abundance of -sses so tan
they’ll make a catholic preacher say “god d-mn!”
and if you can’t afford it, i’m sorry friend
we’ve got a couple of -sses in the bargain bin
we’ve got a variety of booty
if you like ‘em bizarre
we can make you an -ss that can play guitar like

everybody say

booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(b-tt cheeks)
booty (booty!)
booty (booty!)
this store sells booty
(make that -ss clap)

so, come on down ladies
our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway
right next to the chuckie cheese
come on
let’s do this
put that -ss on layaway

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