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your favorite martian - my balls (alt rock cover/remix) lyrics

[verse 1: puff puff humbert]
baby girl, you left me
oh no! we broke up
it’s been a while since we last spoke, but
i need another chance
can you give me that?
’cause there’s something in my pants that’ll win you back

[pre-chorus: puff puff humbert]
i wanna be your man again
but you left me like i’m jennifer aniston
and i know you said you’d never call
but girl, you ain’t seen my b-lls

[chorus 1: benetar]
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls
you ain’t seen my b-lls
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls
you ain’t seen my b-lls
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls
you ain’t seen my b-lls
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls
oh, i know you ain’t seen ’em

[verse 2: puff puff humbert & benetar]
my b-lls are so awesome
don’t get me started
they’re so d-mn big
(how big are they?)
they’re so big. it’s really obnoxious
it’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers
they’re so big. i can’t hold ’em back
even cartman’s like, “man those are fat.”
they’re so big; they’re run over your feet
that’s why when they back up you hear a beep, beep
and how can i be subtle
when my b-lls chase indiana jones through a tunnel?
and everyone at disney world keeps telling me
that epcot center looks at ’em with jealousy?
in fact, when you see ’em on the street they’ll
fight godzilla to the death in the sequel
i’m guessing soon you’ll be hoping i’m back
’cause my b-lls are so big they’ve got an opening act

[verse 3: puff puff humbert & deejay]
my b-lls are so epic, and i ain’t boastin’
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
and when the sun’s right, it might cause
a total solar eclipse of (my b-lls.)
’cause these things are where it’s happenin’
and when i whip ’em out you’ll take me back again
should i compare ’em to a brontosaurus?
no, excuse me i’m on the chorus
and i
i got what you need
and you’d said you’ll never call
but girl you ain’t seen these b-lls

[pre-chorus: puff puff humbert]
i wanna be your man again
but you left me like i’m jennifer aniston
and i know you said you’d never call
but girl, you ain’t seen my b-lls

[bridge: puff puff humbert]
you ain’t seen my b-lls
you ain’t seen my b-lls
you ain’t seen my b-lls
you really need to see these b-lls

[chorus 2: puff puff humbert & benetar]
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.)
you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.) (b-lls.)
you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.)
you ain’t seen my b-lls
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.)
you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.)
(b-lls.) you ain’t seen my b-lls. (you ain’t seen my b-lls.)

[outro: benetar]
no you ain’t seen these b-lls

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